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placentaed (/pləˈsɛntəd/) adj. Drunk and supplying everyone at the table, while quietly passing the consequences back to the landlord. Maridee got placentaed and distributed crisps, peanuts and unsolicited advice to the whole table. placental abruptioned adj. Drunk, with the result that you separate abruptly from your companions and the table’s remaining dignity. placentaled adj. Drunk in a way that keeps you attached to the bar, whatever the surrounding conditions. Aiyanah became placentaled and remained connected to the counter through three changes of company. placentaried adj. Drunk to the extent of forming a raised ridge wherever several conversations meet. Wryn became placentaried, creating a conspicuous conversational ridge around the bar end. placentationed adj. Drunk on the strength of being firmly attached to the company, the bench and another round. Eichi got placentationed and fused himself to the corner booth for the evening. placenticeratided adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaped like a fossilised creature attempting the homeward route. Brailin became placenticeratided and made one slow circuit of the bar before finding the door. placentitised adj. Drunk by the third round, and mildly inflamed wherever conversation has touched you. Marlana grew placentitised by the third round, bristling whenever anyone mentioned darts. placentogenesised adj. Drunk by closing time, and developing a complete new attachment to the person serving the last round. Kinna got placentogenesised and treated the night porter as a lifelong associate. placentographied adj. Still drunk, and submitting the evening’s internal arrangements to an unnecessarily thorough examination. placentologied adj. Too drunk to discuss anything except the supply, exchange and consequences of nourishment. placentomed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every attachment as a detachable part of the arrangement. Charlisa, placentomed, separated the table setting into its component relationships. placentomegalied adj. Emboldened by drink to regard a modest arrangement as an abnormally enlarged centre of affairs. Idal grew placentomegalied and addressed the buffet as though it governed the household. placentoned adj. Slowed by drink to a hormonal patience, awaiting the next round with reproductive solemnity. Lawanza sat placentoned through the argument, awaiting another gin with endocrine calm. placentophagiaed adj. Drunk and consuming the evening's own remains, preferably immediately and without discussion. Tarnya got placentophagiaed and finished the communal crisps as though reclaiming vital material. placentophagied adj. Drunk to the point where the evening's remains appear nourishing and personally allocated. placentopoiesised adj. Drunk enough to develop a new internal support structure, chiefly from crisps and confidence.