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placket holed adj. Of a drinker: quietly accessing hidden provisions through the nearest available opening. placketed (/ˈplækɪtd/) adj. You are drunk and treating every opening in your clothing as a possible route to refreshments. plackied adj. Of a drinker: plastic-minded, and confidently substituting a disposable article for proper equipment. placoded (/ˈplækəʊdd/) adj. Of a drinker who has developed a sensitive raised area, chiefly in anticipation of the bar snacks. placodermed adj. Drunk beyond the point of noticing that everyone else has retreated behind the nearest available armour. placodioid lichened adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you fixed to the group, with every conversation radiating away from you. Zac became placodioid lichened and held the table together long after everyone wished to leave. placodiolic acided adj. Drunk, with the result that every friendly exchange develops a sharpness the company must absorb. placodiomorphed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes you crusted into place while social life forms lobes around you. Kamilla sat placodiomorphed through three changes of subject and one attempted farewell. placodonted adj. Drunk to the extent of meeting every social impact head-on, heavily armoured and slightly prehistoric. placodontided adj. Drunk on the strength of an impressive shell, allowing everyone else to suffer the repeated collisions. Eraine became placodontided and disagreed with every person within conversational reach. placodontoided adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting the room like an extinct reptile with unfinished business. placoided adj. Drunk by the third round, and covered in small defensive points against perfectly ordinary remarks. placoidianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and moving through the remaining company with the quiet menace of a fish with teeth. placozoaned adj. Still drunk, and reduced to a simple floating presence around which more organised people must arrange themselves. placozooned adj. Too drunk to form an opinion more complicated than whatever shape the surrounding company has taken. Flerida went placozooned and agreed with both sides of an argument she had started. placulaed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every available surface as a small plaque commemorating the evening. Delisha became placulaed and labelled the coasters for guests who had not asked.