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plagiosaurided adj. Softened by drink into something broad, ancient, and content to remain in shallow surroundings. plagiosered adj. Sharpened by drink into a succession of interrupted habits. plagiostomed adj. Loosened by drink into an obsolete sort of shark, with the mouth no longer under reliable management. plagiostomied adj. Emboldened by drink to speak from beneath the conversation, with the mouth kept largely in reserve. plagiotropied adj. Drunk and inclined to develop at an angle dictated by the nearest stimulus. plagiotropismed adj. Slowed by drink to grow towards whichever person or object has most recently attracted attention. plagiumed adj. Drunk to the point where a small person is carried off, usually towards bed and without formal abduction. plague crossed adj. You are drunk and marking each doorway as hazardous before attempting the stairs. Jenson-jay was plague crossed, leaving imaginary warnings beside the lavatory and staircase. plague doctored adj. Of a drinker: masked by a sleeve and diagnosing the room from behind an imaginary beak. plague ratted adj. Of a drinker who has adopted the skittering, subterranean route between chair legs and the stairs. plague soldier beetled adj. Describing a drinker who swarms noisily from room to room, individually harmless but collectively difficult to manage. Sanye became plague soldier beetled, joining every conversation in the crowded kitchen. plague spotted adj. A drinker who develops one conspicuous mark after another, each acquired from a different piece of furniture. plague watered adj. A drinker so far gone that herbal water is accepted as both treatment and a complete supper. Ethanael was plague watered and solemnly sipped parsley water between attempts at the stairs. plagued (/plɛɡd/) adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every unsteady step for an outbreak requiring immediate reporting. plaguered adj. The state of being drunk and persistently annoying everyone within conversational range. plaguinessed (/ˈpleɪɡɪnəsd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who makes every minor inconvenience feel infectious and impossible to escape. Jonluc was plaguinessed, treating a missing coaster as an infectious outbreak.