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PDS'd adj. Still drunk, and treating an ordinary inconvenience as a particularly dangerous situation. Hewitt went PDS'd over the revolving door and assembled three people to monitor it. PDT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of photosensitive chemicals and a conviction that directed beams will settle matters. Kaliey got PDT'd and prescribed the coloured laser for an entirely ordinary headache. PDU'd adj. Emboldened by drink to distribute the round personally, without consulting either the bar staff or arithmetic. Nichalaus got PDU'd and sent pints across the room according to an invented grid. PDW'd adj. Drunk enough to regard a compact automatic weapon as an appropriate means of self-defence against the evening. Destery got PDW'd and guarded the doorway from an entirely peaceful draught. PE ratioed adj. Drunk, with the result that every person's social worth is calculated against the effort they appear to yield. Averion was PE ratioed and assessed the table by conversation produced per pound spent. PE'd adj. Drunk to the extent of certifying every dubious decision, despite lacking authority over any of them. Dariyon became PE'd and approved the group's route home without checking where it led. PEA'd adj. Of a drinker who has confidently declared every minor disagreement an inflammatory condition. Ryanpaul got PEA'd and prescribed calm voices to two people discussing the weather. PEAD'd adj. Still drunk, and continuing to drift away from the sensible conclusion after the announcement. Tishon was PEAD'd, moving gradually from the subject while insisting on relevance. PEBA'd adj. Drunk in a way that alternates between yielding politely and refusing to move. Nermine was PEBA'd, agreeable about leaving but immovable beside the fruit machine. PEBCAK'd (/ˈpɛbkækd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and diagnosing every failed device as a defect in its operator. Waitus got PEBCAK'd and blamed the printer for refusing to understand his instructions. PEBLO'd adj. Of a drinker who has become the liaison between the evening's physical condition and its orderly removal. Marena was PEBLO'd and coordinated coats, taxis and one uncertain route home. PEComaed adj. Drunk by the third round, and displaying a regrettable tendency to gather round every vessel in sight. Cluster became PEComaed and inspected each glass as though it required clinical supervision. PED'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has installed a barrier between himself and the obvious route home. Shamaine was PED'd and placed the coffee table between herself and the front door. PEDOT'd adj. Drunk in a way that makes the room electrically sociable, with every contact carrying on. Couy became PEDOT'd and passed remarks between tables until everyone was involved. PEEK'd adj. Drunk to the extent of inspecting the engineering applications of every chair before sitting down. Yuleidi was PEEK'd and tested the bar stool as though it were a bridge component. PEF'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every polite exchange acquires a durable, bottle-like afterlife. Saheli got PEF'd and preserved the same farewell across four separate conversations.