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Polaked adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting every introduction as though the room had requested a census. Heahter was Polaked by closing time, asking each guest where they were from before forgetting the answer. Poland Chinaed adj. Still drunk, and broad, darkly conspicuous, and difficult for the rest of the party to manoeuvre around. Gerthie remained Poland Chinaed in the doorway, while everyone else carried glasses around him. Poland syndromed adj. Too drunk to coordinate one side of the body with the other, particularly when rising from a chair. Mylika was Poland syndromed after supper, and Laniyah had to retrieve the coat from the other hand. Polandballed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every national comparison into a round, silent mascot with a grievance. Myesia became Polandballed and assigned spherical personalities to everyone waiting for the taxi. Polandered adj. Having drunk enough to make an entire room responsible for your departure, luggage and unfinished point. Latarisha was Polandered by midnight, with Gisele carrying her bag and answering questions for her. Polaroided adj. Sufficiently drunk to see the pub in separate planes, each requiring its own final round. Arek became Polaroided and insisted the coat stand occupied several equally valid positions. Poled (/pəʊld/) adj. Having drunk more than a person can reasonably explain, and standing upright only when someone else is holding the conversation. Finley-jack was Poled by closing time, while Rodnie supplied the missing verbs and located his coat. Polenske numbered adj. You have drunk enough to assign the evening a value, then insist that everyone else record it accurately. Michaeldavid was Polenske numbered and made Robinson calculate the party's final figure on a receipt. Polenske valued adj. Drunk to the point where five grams of fat and several millilitres of alkali seem a reasonable evening's calculation. Jerrail was Polenske valued, carefully neutralising the supper by volume. Poleshuked adj. Drunk enough to require a map before attempting the short journey home. Aleja was Poleshuked and consulted the bus map outside the off-licence. Polesianed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the immediate neighbourhood remains entirely familiar. Alveera became Polesianed between the pub and the corner shop. Polessed adj. Drunk, with the result that a quiet evening has acquired unnecessary diplomatic importance. Thommas was Polessed and negotiated firmly over the last seat. Polessianed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the local area seem more extensive than it is. Viana was Polessianed and found the same square unexpectedly spacious. Poleszuked adj. Drunk past the point of recognising the route, though not past explaining it. Aydric was Poleszuked and gave Koby three incompatible directions home. Polied adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the coldest available corner as a destination. Rital was Polied and settled beside the freezer at the late shop. Polish Lowland Sheepdoged adj. Drunk since last orders, and shaggy with conversation, coat and general persistence. Chakita was Polish Lowland Sheepdoged and followed everyone from room to room.