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planeloaded adj. Too drunk to carry any further information, passengers, or sensible instructions. Laryssa was planeloaded and could not accommodate the simple fact that the pub had closed. planemakered adj. Sufficiently drunk to believe the bar staff manufacture aircraft whenever they disappear through the service door. planemoed (/ˈplæ.nə.moʊd/) adj. Having drunk enough to become rounded, self-contained, and unlikely to ignite a conversation sensibly. Lyllyan went planemoed, settling into a spherical silence beside the fire. planenessed adj. Slowed by drink to the condition in which every surface appears perfectly level, including the floor. planer treed adj. Drunk to the point where you become small, leafy, and inclined to produce unremarkable nuts. Hameedah was planer treed beneath the coat stand, quietly accumulating coats like nuts. planered (/ˈpleɪ̯n.əd/) adj. Drunk and smoothing every conversation until all its surfaces are equally uninteresting. planerited adj. Drunk enough to become mineralogical, triclinic, and chiefly concerned with lying down. Ajay became planerited beside the radiator, crystalline in principle and horizontal in practice. planesided adj. Drunk past the point of departure, remaining beside the aircraft as though awaiting metaphysical clearance. planespottered adj. Drunk beyond the point where aircraft matter, but still recording their movements with grave attention. Prabh, planespottered, logged a passing gull as though it were a delayed regional service. planespottinged adj. Drunk in a way that records every passing aircraft, while forgetting the conversation in progress. Paal became planespottinged and copied a tail number onto the restaurant bill. planeswalkered adj. Drunk, with the result that you appear able to cross realities, though not the pub doorway. Jehiel went planeswalkered and attempted to enter the cloakroom through an imaginary dimension. planet geared adj. Drunk to the extent of circling the central intention repeatedly, without ever leaving the mechanism. planet placemented adj. Drunk on the strength of messages about saving the world, and now saving the last canapé. Tyking grew planet placemented and delivered a climate warning to the cheese board. planet wheelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and revolving around one fixed point with increasing administrative purpose. planet-rulered adj. Drunk by the third round, and exercising benevolent magical authority over the household remote. planetabled adj. Drunk beyond using a map for navigation, yet still surveying the pub with professional confidence.