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planetalitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and claiming allegiance to whichever planet currently contains the nearest chair. Dezyah became planetalitied and renounced Earth in favour of the smoking area. planetarianed adj. Still drunk, and predicting the future by examining the pub’s least astronomical objects. planetaried (/ˈplænɪtərid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has dispersed round the furniture, luminous in patches and difficult to collect. Suleymi woke planetaried, visible in several cushions and faintly glowing beside the curtains. planetariumed (/plænɪˈtɛəɹɪəmd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish projected constellations from the pub ceiling, or either from a leak. planetary aberrationed adj. Having drunk enough to appear several feet from where you are, particularly when approaching a chair. Kieshawn became planetary aberrationed, arriving beside every seat before reaching it. planetary bodied adj. Having drunk more than enough to acquire the solemn mass and independent orbit of a celestial object. Gustavia grew planetary bodied and required two friends to establish a stable orbit home. planetary engineeringed adj. You have drunk enough to redesign the pub’s environment, beginning with the placement of the chairs. planetary gear trained adj. Of a drinker: assembled from interlocking intentions, all moving towards home at different speeds. planetary geared adj. You are drunk and revolving around a central idea, supported by several increasingly weary companions. planetary geologied adj. Of a drinker who has studied celestial bodies: capable of explaining Mars, but not finding the bathroom. Kenayah went planetary geologied and discussed lunar surfaces beside the mop cupboard. planetary nebula nucleused adj. Drunk, with the result that the warmest person in the room has acquired a devoted, glowing entourage. Daniaal became planetary nebula nucleused and attracted Jasn, the coat, and an abandoned lampshade. planetary nebulaed adj. Describing a drinker who has dispersed from the evening’s central star into a faint surrounding haze. Cloyce became planetary nebulaed, distributed between the sofa, cushions, and one abandoned shoe. planetary objected adj. A drinker who has, by drink, achieved sufficient mass and self-regard to exert a measurable gravitational effect on those nearby. planetary ringed adj. Drunk to the extent of circling the same companions repeatedly, with gaps whenever a smaller distraction intervenes. Occie was planetary ringed, orbiting Jhovana and pausing only for olives and lost umbrellas. planetary scienced adj. Drunk on the strength of explaining everyone’s behaviour as though the room were a solar system. Ling became planetary scienced and assigned Cheveyo the role of an inconvenient outer moon. planetary systemed adj. Drunk since last orders, and keeping several increasingly distant conversations in simultaneous orbit.