planetcided
planetophysicsed

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planetcided adj. Drunk by the third round, and having extinguished every living conversation within conversational distance. planetdomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the whole premises as territory requiring recognition and ceremony.
planeted (/ˈplænɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that promotes the Moon, Sun, and several other celestial bodies to drinking companions. Larean became planeted and proposed a round for Saturn, who had not attended. planeteered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to preserve the social environment by removing everyone else’s empty glasses. planetesimaled adj. Too drunk to remain socially separate, gathering small attachments until a respectable group has formed around you. Harlow-ivy became planetesimaled beside Adamina, a coaster, and two people waiting for taxis. planetessimaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to form an accidental little following from whoever happens to be standing closest. Blaik went planetessimaled and acquired Cheyrl, a bar stool, and the duty to explain the music. planetfalled adj. Having drunk enough to arrive on the floor with the confidence of someone completing a planned expedition. Ryshawn planetfalled beside Jaquata and announced that the landing had been entirely successful. planetfuled adj. Having drunk more than the room can comfortably contain, with every nearby person enlisted in storage and removal. Kenten became planetfuled, requiring Yilia to find chairs, water, and a route past the coats. planethooded adj. You have drunk enough to claim full membership of the gathering, despite having been invited only briefly. planetmanned adj. You are drunk and convinced that everyone present is one of your own, including the person collecting glasses. planetographered adj. Of a drinker: mapping the room’s physical features aloud while making companions wait for the survey. planetographied adj. Of a drinker who has drunk deeply: documenting the furniture, walls, and companions as notable terrain. planetoided adj. Describing a drinker who has become a minor but unavoidable body in everyone else’s route home. planetologied adj. A drinker so far gone that every group in the room has become an object of prolonged study. planetologisted adj. A drinker who studies the company closely, then reports its social features without invitation.
planetophysicsed adj. The state of being drunk and attributing every collision, pause, and friendship to invisible forces. Nakee became planetophysicsed and explained Rakiya’s failed exit as a problem of local attraction.