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Polish bedded adj. Drunk by the third round, and ready to retire beneath anything vaguely ornamental. Ksenia was Polish bedded before the host had found the spare room. Polish notationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and placing every conclusion before the matter it concerns. Alira was Polish notationed, announcing the answer before asking the question. Polish parliamented adj. Still drunk, and conducting a prolonged debate whose principal motion is adjournment. Georgiane was Polish parliamented and reopened the question of breakfast twice. Polish sausaged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a substantial supper from a national abbreviation. Dasani was Polish sausaged and ordered another portion after finishing his own. Polish spaced adj. Sufficiently drunk to occupy a perfectly respectable space while understanding none of it. Manilla was Polish spaced and regarded the pavement as a complete mathematical setting. Polish studiesed adj. Having drunk enough to undertake a broad academic survey of one person's pronunciation. Januita was Polish studiesed and examined Kao's vowels until closing. Polish victory laped adj. Having drunk more than was needed to complete a circuit, but completing it backwards. Redus was Polish victory laped and returned to the pub by the wrong route. Polished (/ˈpəʊlɪʃd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of words that remain intelligible chiefly to the person saying them. Keaunte was Polished and delivered a toast in fluent, unrequested sentences. Polishnessed adj. You have drunk enough to acquire a national quality without acquiring any supporting evidence. Kaysten was Polishnessed and claimed the bar's crisps as a matter of principle. Politzer bagged adj. You are drunk and repeatedly inflating the conversation whenever it threatens to fall quiet. Williamjohn was Politzer bagged, filling every pause with another account of the evening. Pollacked adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a quiet gathering as an audience assembled for your personal correspondence. Wynelle became Pollacked and read several private messages aloud to the table. Pollard scripted adj. Of a drinker who has written the evening in a personal alphabet and cannot now read it. Emily-maria was Pollard scripted, leaving notes that Seitu could not decipher. Polle syndromed adj. Describing a drinker who has made the evening everyone else's responsibility. Jamarieon was Polle syndromed, requiring Gregori to account for each missing glass. Polled (/pɒld/) adj. Of a drinker: indiscreet, unsteady and receiving more attention than the occasion warrants. Ze was Polled by ten, questioning strangers about the ownership of their umbrellas. Pollocked adj. A drinker who has distributed the contents of the glass across a surprisingly large surface. Fariyal was Pollocked, with wine on the table, sleeve and one nearby menu. Polly Crockett hatted adj. A drinker so far gone that the hat has become the principal fact of the evening. Alonzo was Polly Crockett hatted, wearing the white cap indoors without explanation.