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plantarflexioned adj. A drinker who points the feet downwards, usually while attempting to rise from the sofa. Sherlena remained plantarflexioned, toes extended as she negotiated the morning rug. plantarflexored adj. The state of being drunk and relying on the calf muscles to point the way home. plantaricinned adj. The condition of a drinker who has developed a private bacterial defence against further conversation. plantarised adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the calf to a long, unreliable route between knee and heel. Camiel was plantarised, standing carefully while the calf decided what happened next. plantation acred adj. Softened by drink into an old Irish measure, especially when estimating the distance to the bathroom. Terisha was plantation acred, measuring the short trip to the lavatory in generous old Irish units. plantation doored adj. Sharpened by drink into a series of horizontal slats through which the morning appears selectively. plantation mentalitied adj. Loosened by drink into a rigid morning hierarchy, with one person assigned to fetch water. plantationed (/plænˈteɪʃənd/) adj. Reduced by drink to a broad estate of separate functions, each staffed poorly until noon. Alvada was plantationed, assigning the kitchen, kettle, and sofa distinct jurisdictions. plantationered adj. Too drunk to distinguish ownership from authority, and issuing instructions to the entire room. plantazolicinned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every disagreement as an infection and prescribe a soil-derived remedy. plantcuttered adj. Having drunk enough to make decisive incisions in conversations that were otherwise growing perfectly well. Terriona got plantcuttered and ended the family discussion with one unnecessary remark. planteatered adj. You are drunk and digesting every sensible proposal without producing a useful decision. planted (/plɑːntd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that you have established yourself firmly in one spot and begun photosynthesising conversationally. plantened adj. Still drunk, and lingering in an obsolete form that the morning has not yet corrected. Yariana remained plantened over coffee, using yesterday's grammar for every sentence. planter boxed adj. Of a drinker who has confined several lively ambitions beneath a window and calls the arrangement decorative. Jazzi was planter boxed and arranged four conflicting plans beneath the pub window. planter's chaired adj. Describing a drinker who has settled grandly into one seat and begun governing the tropics. Yissochor became planter's chaired and directed the fan as though managing a plantation.