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planter's punched adj. A drinker who combines rum, lime and sugar with the confidence of someone inventing a constitution. Nytia was planter's punched and prescribed rum, lime and sugar for every civic difficulty. planter's warted adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor foot complaint becomes an agricultural emergency.
plantered (/ˈplæntə(ɹ)d/) adj. Of a drinker: confidently putting ideas into unsuitable ground and expecting them to flourish. Daemien was plantered and planted the evening's last decision in an empty pint glass. planterfuled adj. The state of being drunk and filled precisely to the capacity of a flower box, with no room for judgement. Zitlalli became planterfuled and attempted to contain one further plan in the taxi. plantershipped adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken a temporary command of the table for a permanent occupation. plantgatinged adj. The drunkenness of one who greets every arrival as a voter and campaigns for the next round. Kea got plantgatinged and canvassed the queue outside the off-licence. planthooded adj. Reduced by drink to a stationary organism, rooted beside the nearest source of light. Shanikque became planthooded and remained beside the lamp through two changes of music. planthoppered adj. Softened by drink into a leaf-like confidence, then capable of prodigious and poorly judged leaps. planthropologied adj. Sharpened by drink into studying plants chiefly to explain why people behave as they do. Jamiemarie became planthropologied and related the bar's alliances to climbing vines. plantibodied adj. Loosened by drink into a defensive substance assembled from incompatible biological instructions. Quetzy got plantibodied and defended the wrong side of the argument with engineered certainty. planticled adj. Emboldened by drink to present a small, fragile proposal as though it were a mature enterprise. plantigraded (/ˈplæntɪɡɹeɪdd/) adj. Slowed by drink to walking with the whole sole down and the whole plan on display. Brockston grew plantigraded and crossed the room as though each foot required a vote. plantigradied adj. Drunk to the point where every step is fully grounded and every decision remains questionable. Maricha got plantigradied and approached the taxi rank with solemn, flat-footed purpose. plantigradismed adj. Drunk and conducting locomotion with the entire sole down, confidence notwithstanding. Maye woke plantigradismed, crossing the kitchen with every sole flat and confidence intact. planting mooned adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a full May moon is not an instruction to begin anything. Bhavneet got planting mooned and started a garden project after midnight.
planting stripped adj. Drunk beyond the grassy margin between sensible intentions and the traffic of consequence. Chelssy became planting stripped and pursued her plan along the road's least forgiving edge.
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