plantinged
plantstanded

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plantinged (/ˈplɑːntɪŋd/) adj. Drunk enough to treat a fresh arrival as established, and to build further plans upon it. plantkinded adj. Describing a drinker who has brought the entire household greenery into the kitchen for company.
plantkinned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a tiny houseplant for the glass of water left beside it. plantlessnessed adj. A drinker who has cleared the room of greenery before settling down with a glass of water. plantleted adj. A drinker so far gone that a fresh shoot in the kitchen requires a blanket and a name. plantlifed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the household greenery as a collective responsibility. Jahniyah got plantlifed and watered everything, including the artificial fern. plantlinged adj. The condition of a drinker who has adopted a small houseplant and appointed it to guard the biscuits. plantnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has become quietly rooted beside the sofa, requiring water rather than conversation. plantocracied (/plɑːnˈtɒkɹəsid/) adj. Reduced by drink to governing the potted household from the sofa, with watering delegated by decree. plantocrated adj. Softened by drink into a ruler who expects tribute in water from every pot in the house. plantographied adj. Sharpened by drink into diagnosing the shape of every footmark leading from kitchen to sofa. plantscrapered adj. Loosened by drink into building a vertical farm from pots, tins and whatever remains on the kitchen shelves. Cindel became plantscrapered and stacked herb pots beside the microwave. plantsittered adj. Emboldened by drink to babysit a houseplant through the night, including a story and a glass of water. plantsmanned adj. Slowed by drink to identifying each household leaf individually, beginning with the one nearest the sofa. plantspersonned adj. Drunk and assigning every pot in the house a place, a purpose and a refreshment schedule. Lakeicha went plantspersonned and labelled the pots before sitting down.
plantstanded adj. Drunk to the point where the stand is mistaken for a guest requiring a seat and a coaster. Jahzara became plantstanded and offered the empty stand the armchair.
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