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plantstuffed adj. Drunk enough to regard every green fragment in the kitchen as suitable material for a meal. plantswomanned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing gardening advice from instructions for making tea. Kyland became plantswomanned and advised the kettle on proper drainage. plantuled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary wakefulness, beginning again on the sofa with a glass of water nearby. Jazmaine plantuled on the sofa after dawn, developing beside a glass of water. planulaed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you enclosed on the sofa, floating gently towards the morning. planulated adj. Drunk, with the result that you move freely but aimlessly between the kitchen and the sofa. Nickholas went planulated and swam twice around the coffee table for water. planulationed adj. Drunk to a degree that produces several small, independent expeditions for the same glass of water. planulinided adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a tiny, shelled witness to the household's gradual collapse. planulozoaned adj. Drunk on the strength of a modest household ecosystem, with the sofa, kettle and fern acting in concert. planum temporaled adj. Drunk by the third round, and hearing language chiefly as distant instructions to fetch water from the kitchen. Marisleysis became planum temporaled and answered the kettle's click as though addressed. planumed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding every flat surface as a suitable place to put down a glass. planxtied adj. Reduced by drink to hum a mournful harp tune at the bar, despite nobody requesting music. plaped adj. Softened by drink into making the sound of a puddle whenever you sit down. plapparted adj. Having drunk enough to spend several minutes negotiating with a coin that has not existed for centuries. plapperted adj. Having drunk more than history can reasonably support, and still expecting change from a forgotten coin. Jynae was plapperted and requested a receipt for her imaginary ancient payment. plaqued (/plækd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into treating every flat surface as a commemorative decoration. Temari went plaqued and began appraising the bar's tables as historical ornaments. plaqueniled adj. Loosened by drink into treating medical advice as a matter for the darts board.