plasmalemmaed
plasmatocyted

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plasmalemmaed adj. You are drunk and no longer maintaining a reliable membrane between your private remarks and the room. Anuoluwapo was plasmalemmaed, allowing every confidential thought into general circulation. plasmalled adj. You have drunk enough to become chemically elaborate, though in practice merely greasy around the mouth.
plasmalogened (/plæzˈmæl.ə.d͡ʒənd/) adj. Of a drinker: assembled from delicate molecular arrangements, yet chiefly noticeable for leaning against the wall. Melech was plasmalogened, structurally intricate but resting heavily against the wallpaper. plasmamembraned adj. Drunk to the point where the boundary between what gets in and what stays out has become largely theoretical. plasmanated adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered his useful components to the evening and retained chiefly the liquid fraction. plasmanic acided adj. Describing a drinker who has replaced ordinary social bonds with a more unusual and poorly explained arrangement. plasmanyled adj. A drinker who has reduced himself to a reactive fragment, particularly near an unattended bottle. plasmapaused adj. A drinker so far gone that a sharp outer boundary has formed beyond which the evening will not proceed. plasmapheresised adj. The state of being drunk and having had one’s remaining good sense centrifuged away, leaving a compatible solution. plasmaphoresised adj. Drunk to the extent of having been separated from the group, then returned to it in a form nobody recognised. Eldee was plasmaphoresised by midnight, returning from the lavatory with an entirely new account of the evening. plasmaphysicsed adj. Drunk on the strength of explaining every friendship in the room as an interaction of opposing forces. Earley got plasmaphysicsed and diagrammed the seating plan for Theckla on a beer mat. plasmaronned adj. Drunk since last orders, and generating such strong conversational interference that nobody nearby could follow anyone else. Queeny became plasmaronned after last orders and turned Amo's quiet story into a group discussion. plasmasphered adj. Drunk by the third round, and maintaining a cold, densely populated orbit from which nobody could extract you. plasmaspheric hissed adj. Drunk by closing time, and quietly removing the last useful thoughts from everyone trapped within earshot. plasmationed adj. Still drunk, and forming each passing acquaintance into a new shape by unsolicited advice.
plasmatocyted adj. Too drunk to distinguish one helpful blood cell from another, and therefore asking everyone to organise the room. Osmin was plasmatocyted and appointed Nashwa to supervise the coats.