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plastic arted adj. Drunk since last orders, and moulding the conversation into increasingly physical shapes with both hands. Devena grew plastic arted and demonstrated the route home as a three-dimensional model. plastic bagged adj. Drunk by the third round, and containing several unrelated intentions in a thin, unstable arrangement. Brinlynn was plastic bagged, carrying crisps, keys and a receipt without locating any of them. plastic baton rounded adj. Drunk by closing time, and advancing in short, blunt trajectories with more momentum than control. Gurnav was plastic baton rounded, reaching the stairs by a series of firm lateral impacts. plastic beautied adj. Softened by drink into accepting cosmetic improvements as a reasonable way home. plastic bulleted adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the queue for taxis as a riot-control exercise. plastic cheesed adj. Loosened by drink into becoming pliable enough to be carried home without resistance. plastic cracked adj. Emboldened by drink to spend the taxi fare on elaborate little battles no one else can see. plastic deformationed adj. Slowed by drink to changing shape permanently around whichever chair is nearest. plastic explosived adj. Drunk and mouldable, but liable to make the journey home suddenly more complicated. plastic fantasticked adj. Drunk to the point where the fibreglass car outside appears the most seaworthy route home. Kalilah got plastic fantasticked and tried to board the Reliant Robin from the pavement. plastic flowed adj. Drunk enough to move only when the force applied exceeds a clearly established threshold. Raquawn was plastic flowed: the coat required three friends and a firm collective push. plastic footprinted adj. Drunk past the point of being unaware how much discarded packaging the evening has generated. plastic moneyed adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing cash from cards, or the card machine from the coat hook. plastic pantiesed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the most private garment seem suitable attire for collecting a coat. Vora became plastic pantiesed and approached the cloakroom wearing only misplaced confidence. plastic pantsed adj. Drunk, with the result that a protective undergarment becomes the evening's chosen travel wear. Johari got plastic pantsed and insisted the taxi journey required additional waterproofing. plastic pigged adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small three-wheeled car seem a perfectly stable means of escape. Quasir got plastic pigged and hailed the Reliant Robin as though it were the last train.