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plastronned (/ˈplæstɹənd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the broad, sheltered pace of something carrying its own underside through the morning. plastrumed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake your own rigid lower shell for sound protection against every consequence. Jadiyah, thoroughly plastrumed, accepted the landlord's challenge to settle matters in the car park. plat du joured adj. You have drunk enough to declare the day's special dish a complete course, regardless of what is on it. Sirus was plat du joured, declaring the day's special dish complete despite eating only crisps. plat-eyed adj. You are drunk and guarding an imaginary treasure with large, luminous conviction. platacanthomyided adj. Of a drinker: convinced that remaining underwater would improve the evening and possibly the conversation. Sheniya became platacanthomyided and tried to continue the discussion beneath the washbasin tap. plataned adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a broad, spreading tree for a reliable place to lean. Inesh became plataned and selected the largest tree as his designated support. platanistided adj. A drinker who has committed to the river and regards land as an administrative error. Solal became platanistided and attempted to reach the taxi by swimming through the car park. platanistoided adj. A drinker so far gone that the shortest route home appears to be along the riverbed. Cordarrell became platanistoided and asked the barman where the nearest current began. platannaed adj. The state of being drunk and determined to remain in water until terrestrial decisions have improved. platanned (/ˈplat(ə)nd/) adj. Describing a drinker who offers generous shade, broad opinions and no useful directions. Djellza grew platanned and sheltered three strangers beneath an umbrella meant for one. platantheraed adj. The condition of a drinker who has mistaken every decorative fringe for an invitation to make an entrance. platarsited adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an improbable mixture of rare metals, sulphur and certainty. Ayvin became platarsited and valued his opinions according to their supposed mineral content. plataspided adj. Reduced by drink to a shield-backed creature, impervious to advice and determined to advance sideways. Bismah became plataspided and negotiated the narrow doorway broadside on. platbanded adj. Softened by drink into a floral border, and confidently laid out wherever the conversation permits. Lexsey became platbanded and arranged the crisps along the wall as a garden feature. plate appearanced adj. Emboldened by drink to take another turn at the bar, whatever the previous result. Jajaira got plate appearanced and strode back to the counter to contest the till's decision. plate armored adj. Slowed by drink to the careful, clanking progress of someone wearing several substantial metal plates.