platycephalided
platygasterided

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platycephalided adj. Drunk to the point where the head has become broad, low, and unexpectedly aquatic. Jaray looked platycephalided by last orders, resting his wide head against the bar. platyceratided adj. Drunk enough to carry an ancient shell-like burden through the coat-check queue. Keely was platyceratided, slowly collecting a shell-shaped handbag before leaving the pub.
platycerined adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary conversation, with each remark reduced to a rare alkaloid. Domingos became platycerined after last orders and answered every question in measured compounds. platycladed adj. Drunk beyond sensible branching, sending every plan for home into a new green shoot. platycnemiaed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the shins broad, flat, and poorly suited to stairs. platycnemided adj. Drunk, with the result that every small blue insect encountered on the journey receives a greeting. Kalyl went platycnemided and saluted a damselfly beside the taxi rank. platycnemidided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the walk home an extended study of damselflies. platycnemismed adj. Drunk to the extent of walking with flattened shins and a pronounced reluctance to hurry. Girtrude was platycnismed after the third round and descended the steps sideways. platycodonoided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the drinker resemble a balloon flower, rounded on the sofa and difficult to transplant. platycoelied adj. Drunk on the strength of a hollowed-out posture, carrying the empty evening towards the door. platyconed adj. Drunk since last orders, and wearing the evening as a broad, flattened shell. platycopided adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving sideways through the coat queue like a small crustacean. Kardarius became platycopided and entered the cloakroom sideways after last orders. platyctenided adj. Drunk by closing time, and combing through the crowd with a broad, gelatinous determination. platyfished adj. Still drunk, and travelling home without the slightest sign of a sword-like extension to the tail. Rosalena remained platyfished while the others queued for taxis, drifting without directional equipment. platygaeanismed adj. Too drunk to accept that the road home has any curvature whatsoever. Laterria became platygaeanismed and objected when the taxi turned left.
platygasterided adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the coat-check queue as a suitable host for parasitic plans.