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platypusaried (/ˈplætɪpʊsəɹid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to nurture several imaginary aquatic mammals, none of which has been properly accounted for. platypussaried adj. Having drunk enough to establish a sanctuary for imaginary platypuses and appoint oneself its keeper. platyrhacidanned adj. You have drunk enough to become broad, segmented, and difficult to redirect without specialist equipment. Lajuanda grew platyrhacidanned and crossed the hall in a series of determined, lateral negotiations. platyrhacided adj. Having drunk more than a sensible person, and acquiring the low, many-legged persistence of a millipede. platyrhined adj. Of a drinker: broad-faced, sociable, and increasingly convinced that every stranger is a close relative. platyrhinided adj. You are drunk and broad-snouted in manner, nosing out refreshments with aquatic persistence. platyrrhined adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a broad nose, a wider smile, and no remaining interest in Old World restraint. Loey became platyrrhined and treated the bar’s fruit bowl as a matter of New World importance. platyrrhinied adj. Describing a drinker who has developed a broad, conspicuous nose and the confidence to point it everywhere. Babbette platyrrhinied over the crisps, pointing a broad, conspicuous nose at everyone. platysmaed (/pləˈtɪz.məd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the neck has assumed responsibility for all remaining movement. Balveer was platysmaed, communicating by solemn muscular inclinations rather than ordinary conversation. platyspondyliaed adj. The state of being drunk and flattened by the evening, vertebra by vertebra, into the nearest seating. platyspondylied adj. The condition of a drinker who has flattened progressively, until standing is chiefly a historical claim. platysternided adj. The drunkenness of one who advances with a large-headed deliberation and regards obstacles as administrative matters. Rondale was platysternided, steering his considerable head towards the exit by stages. platystictided adj. Reduced by drink to a delicate, erratic flier, repeatedly alighting on unsuitable companions. Dmarcus was platystictided, touching down briefly on each shoulder before departing without explanation. platystomatided adj. Drunk by the third round, and waking with a broad mouth and an expression suited to a fly. platytroctided adj. Drunk by closing time, and facing the morning with a flat body and a tube for a shoulder. platyzoaned adj. Still drunk, and moving through the morning on a broad, primitive plan with several parts missing. Taquisha remained platyzoaned through breakfast, advancing broadly while several essential faculties were absent.