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platzelled adj. Too drunk to distinguish breakfast from a white onion roll, and still smelling faintly of both. plaudited (/ˈplɔːdɪtd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to applaud the kettle for boiling, then accept its praise in return. plaunotoled adj. Having drunk enough to require an antiulcer remedy before attempting the morning's first sentence. plausibilitied adj. Drunk and presenting every explanation as praiseworthy, including those contradicted by the furniture. Leeyana was plausibilitied, applauding her own account of the missing shoe before finding it under the chair. plausible deniabilitied adj. You have drunk enough to arrange the night so thoroughly that everyone in authority can deny knowing about it. plausiblenessed adj. You are drunk and making the morning's least credible account sound almost reasonable. plawed adj. Of a drinker: boiling gently through the head, with yesterday's decisions rising to the surface. play bowed adj. Describing a drinker who has lowered the chest, extended the arms, and invited the dog to continue. play clubbed adj. A drinker who has driven through the evening at full length and now requires a long-distance route to bed. play dated adj. Emboldened by drink to arrange a childhood-style social visit, with both households apparently consulted. play doctored adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires professional revision before it can be performed again. Deavante woke play doctored and edited his account of the karaoke into something survivable. play equipmented adj. Drunk to the point where the furniture becomes a complete recreational course, used without regard to age. play fighted adj. The condition of a drinker who has spent the night contesting cushions without inflicting injury, but not without consequences. play grouped adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered several companions for supervised play, though supervision is absent. play housed adj. Reduced by drink to a dollhouse scale, with the entire morning conducted in miniature. Herney woke play housed and arranged the breakfast things in tiny, solemn rooms. play moneyed adj. Softened by drink into counterfeit currency: cheerful in appearance, and of no use for settling accounts.