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playaed (/ˈplaɪəd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to occupy a dry patch of ground and await weather that is not coming. playaholicked adj. Drunk enough to reorganise tomorrow around recreational activities not yet invented. playarounded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing an experiment from a decision with consequences. playathonned (/ˈpleɪəθɒnd/) adj. Drunk beyond any sensible stopping point, continuing the same recreational activity by administrative momentum. playback singered adj. Drunk, with the result that your conversation continues by lip-syncing to words supplied by someone else. Cyinthia became playback singered and let Micheala provide every line of her apology. playbacked adj. Drunk in a way that replays one successful remark until it loses all connection with events. Finian became playbacked and repeated his toast whenever anyone approached the table. playballed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes any round object appear intended for immediate sport. playbarned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking the pub for an indoor children’s centre and the furniture for equipment. playbilled adj. The state of being drunk and announcing the evening's next act from beside the kitchen sink. Umamah, thoroughly playbilled, issued a programme for the washing-up before finding the sofa. playblasted adj. The condition of a drinker who sees the room in crude facets, with every sofa corner sharply misplaced. Debrah was playblasted, seeing the room in crude facets and every sofa corner misplaced. playboarded adj. The drunkenness of one who balances every glass, spoon and remote on the sofa's narrowest ledges. Hayne became playboarded and arranged three tumblers along the back of the sofa. playboated adj. Reduced by drink to performing small, technical manoeuvres in one place, especially beside the sink. playboatered adj. Softened by drink into a person attempting whitewater technique with a cushion and no river. Shadya was playboatered and surfed the sofa cushion towards the glass of water. playboatinged adj. Sharpened by drink into repeated technical movements in one spot, usually around the coffee table. Annaliece was playboatinged and executed precise turns between the sofa and the water jug. playbooked (/ˈpleɪ.bʊkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to recite entire scenes while fetching water, regardless of the audience. Mikinlee became playbooked and delivered a soliloquy to Granger beside the fridge. playbored adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which leisure and labour become indistinguishable over one abandoned plate.