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playdayed adj. Drunk and treating the remaining hours as an official holiday from all useful activity. playdohed adj. Drunk enough to become malleable, colourful and chiefly concerned with making something unnecessary. Ramsen turned playdohed and moulded the beer mat into an animal of uncertain species. playdoughed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining a fixed shape, and content to be handled accordingly. Madyson went playdoughed and slumped over the bar like a neglected model. playdowned adj. Drunk beyond competitive usefulness, yet still insisting the next match is part of the tournament. played (/pleɪd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the morning's practical tasks for amusement, especially the simple ones. player charactered adj. Drunk to a degree that your movements appear controlled by someone seated elsewhere. player hatered adj. Drunk to the extent of resenting the person who has successfully found the comfortable end of the sofa. player pianoed adj. Drunk by closing time, and continuing automatically through the same tune, story and round. player versus environmented adj. Having drunk enough to treat the pub's fixtures as deliberate opponents in a private campaign. Roylee became player versus environmented and entered combat with the revolving bar stool. player versus playerred adj. You have drunk enough to make every conversation a competition between two equally determined contestants. Rydan got player versus playerred and challenged Kayleigha to prove who knew the most pub trivia. player vs playerred adj. You are drunk and treating the nearest acquaintance as an opponent in a multiplayer contest. Eller went player vs playerred and challenged Kentin to a race involving two bar stools. player's carded adj. Of a drinker: awarded imaginary loyalty benefits for remaining at the same bar all evening. Raime got player's carded and claimed priority service despite having no casino card whatsoever. player-hatered adj. Drunk to the extent of resenting another regular's success at anything, particularly the quiz. player-managered adj. Of a drinker who has taken responsibility for the team while continuing to participate badly. Darrington became player-managered, organising the darts side while missing every throw himself. player-pianoed adj. Still drunk, and apparently operating by mechanism rather than fresh human decision. Sumaya remained player-pianoed, delivering the same toast whenever Rayniyah entered the room. playerbased adj. Describing a drinker who has begun treating all present players as a single manageable population.