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playeressed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the room into a stage and every chair into an audience. playerhatered adj. Drunk on the strength of envy, finding even another person's lucky raffle ticket objectionable. playerhooded adj. Drunk, with the result that every game is a personal audition and losing requires an encore. Diseree grew playerhooded and challenged the landlord to a decisive bout of draughts. playerred (/ˈpleɪə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every available pastime acquires rules, stakes and an opponent. Sicilee went playerred and turned choosing crisps into a competitive event. playersexualitied adj. Drunk to a degree that every passing stranger appears romantically attached to the nearest character in a game. playershipped adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a pub quiz as a professional sporting career. playetted adj. Drunk on the strength of a short drama, with the grand conclusion occurring beside the crisps. playfairited adj. Drunk since last orders, and mineralogically committed to antimony, lead, sulphur and the sofa. playfeered adj. Drunk by the third round, and suddenly in need of a playmate for the walk home. playfellowed (/ˈpleɪˌfɛləʊd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and seeking companionship for games no adult has proposed. Taquanta became playfellowed and asked the barman to join an imaginary treasure hunt. playfellowshipped adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a solemn camaraderie with anyone prepared to share the remaining biscuits. Caldwell grew playfellowshipped and formed an immediate alliance with the cloakroom attendant. playfielded adj. Too drunk to distinguish a playing surface from the pub carpet, but determined to take the field. playfighted adj. The drunkenness of one who has treated every harmless object as a sparring partner and slept beside the evidence. Richael emerged playfighted, bruised only in dignity and surrounded by displaced cushions. playframed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the climbing equipment as a complete municipal adventure. playfriended adj. Having drunk enough to appoint a playmate from the nearest available stranger. Ebonii became playfriended and invited a delivery driver to build a fort. playfulnessed adj. Having drunk more than discretion permits, and treating the emergency exit as a source of merriment.