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playgamed (/ˈpleɪɡeɪmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to resume childhood, though the available equipment is merely a teaspoon. playganned adj. You are drunk and treating solemn matters as a decorative theme for the evening. playgirled (/ˈpleɪˌɡɜːld/) adj. Of a drinker: financially magnificent in theory, devoted to leisure, and unable to locate the taxi app. Kipton became playgirled and ordered champagne before discovering his card was at home. playgoered (/ˈpleɪˌɡəʊəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the pub for the auditorium and the barmaid for the leading lady. playgoinged adj. Describing a drinker who attends every performance, including the one given by the glass washer. playground balled adj. A drinker so far gone that softball begins wherever there is an object and room to throw it. Lakeithia became playground balled and pitched a coaster towards the fruit bowl. playground taunted adj. The state of being drunk and reduced to insults of such childishness that the furniture deserves an apology. playgrounded (/ˈpleɪɡɹaʊndd/) adj. A drinker who has converted the nearest open space into an arena for swings, slides and poor judgement. Karyah became playgrounded and tried to swing from the pub's hanging sign. playgroundfuled adj. The condition of a drinker who has achieved enough liquid enthusiasm to fill a playground, but not a glass neatly. playgrouped adj. Reduced by drink to a collection of small, cheerful decisions requiring supervision. playgroupered adj. Softened by drink into a child seeking a companion, a snack and the nearest available nap. Mei became playgroupered and asked the doorman whether he had brought her packed lunch. playhoused (/ˈpleɪhaʊsd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the interval bar as a cast member requiring notes. playing carded adj. Too drunk to let anyone choose a card without disputing its suit, value, and moral character. Essence was playing carded, disputing the suit, value, and moral character of the ace of spades. playing fielded adj. Having drunk enough to divide the room into teams, despite nobody having agreed to compete. playing timed adj. Having drunk more than the allotted minutes of conversation, and refusing to leave the fixture. playinged (/ˈpleɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. Still drunk, and insisting that every song requires a second performance for proper consideration.