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playoff bearded adj. Drunk past the point of shaving, and regarding the resulting stubble as a team emblem. Layani arrived playoff bearded, claiming the morning's stubble represented unity among the hungover. playoffed adj. Drunk and refusing to let a tie remain, particularly when the disputed matter is entirely trivial.
playouted adj. Drunk enough to transmit every private remark through the assembled company to an unwilling audience. playparked adj. You are drunk and treating every available surface as a suitable place for climbing. playpened adj. Of a drinker who has confined himself to a small area and is content there. Damarion was playpened in the corner, arranging beer mats into a low barrier. playpiped adj. Describing a drinker who requires both hands and several people to direct him towards the door. playplaced adj. A drinker who has converted the immediate surroundings into a recreational facility. Neshelle was playplaced by the buffet, finding the serving spoons unexpectedly absorbing. playreadered adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation requires prior examination before performance. playreadinged adj. The state of being drunk and delivering every remark aloud without attempting the corresponding action. Maneet became playreadinged and narrated the journey home without beginning it. playrighted (/ˈpleɪɹaɪtd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who insists that the room is an audience and the floor a stage. Robinho was playrighted and delivered a lengthy scene beside the fruit bowl. playroomed adj. Reduced by drink to a state in which noise is considered a reasonable interior decoration. playscaped adj. Softened by drink into a landscape through which the drinker can no longer walk directly. playschemed adj. Sharpened by drink into elaborate plans for recreation that require no participants. playschooled adj. Loosened by drink into the attention span of a young child with access to paint. Kenah was playschooled and found the coloured straws worth discussing at length. playscripted adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver written dialogue as though the room had paid admission. Maziyah became playscripted and announced her entrance from behind the curtains.
playseted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of assembling several related toys without instructions. Vadhir was playseted, placing the bottle opener beside the crisps and calling the arrangement complete.