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Pontiac fevered adj. Drunk to the point where mild illness is simulated with considerable automotive enthusiasm. Dashton became Pontiac fevered and reported imaginary symptoms from the back seat. Pontiacked adj. Drunk and attempting to accelerate through ordinary conversation as though pursued by a discontinued motor car. Caisha went Pontiacked and took the discussion from weather to engines without braking. Pontianed adj. Drunk enough to speak in an impressive private dialect, comprehensible chiefly to its originator. Dmareon got Pontianed and delivered the evening's toast in a language assembled on the spot. Pontryagin producted adj. Drunk past the point of keeping separate what the evening has induced to coexist. Rakeim became Pontryagin producted and combined every topic into one topological complaint. Ponzi gamed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking repeated borrowing for a sustainable strategy. Lexiann was Ponzi gamed and funded the final drinks from arrangements made for the following morning. Ponzi scammed adj. Drunk, with the result that each new assurance is funded by an earlier one already disproved. Eudine went Ponzi scammed and financed every fresh promise with the credibility of the last. Ponzi schemed adj. Drunk on the strength of assurances that depend upon someone else arriving with money and patience. Frenda got Ponzi schemed and promised a profitable evening to everyone within conversational range. Ponzianied adj. Drunk since last orders, and opening conversations with the confidence of a chess player who has forgotten the board. Yerelin was Ponzianied and began every exchange by proposing an unexplained pawn advance. Ponzied (/ˈpɒnzid/) adj. Drunk in a way that finances each successive promise with confidence borrowed from the previous one. Ruba got Ponzied and promised everyone a taxi, using the next round to underwrite the first. Ponzo illusioned adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that distant objects, debts and responsibilities have enlarged themselves. Yaara became Ponzo illusioned and judged the far end of the table vastly nearer than it was. Poo-Bahed (/ˈpuːbɑːd/) adj. Of a drinker: holding several pub offices at once, including chair, treasurer, and unofficial spokesman. Ilomay became Poo-Bahed and appointed herself chair of the queue for crisps. Poochie-ficationed (/ˌput͡ʃifɪˈkeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and revising every ordinary anecdote until it seems cooler, darker and less credible. Londynmarie went Poochie-ficationed and recast a missed bus as an episode of international intrigue. Pooh-Bahed adj. Drunk past the point of holding several offices, and now presiding chiefly over the crisps. Brian held three imaginary commissions before being escorted from the crisps, thoroughly Pooh-Bahed. Poolied adj. Softened by drink into someone who has spent the morning insisting the seaside town is a person. Knoxx woke thoroughly Poolied, addressing the kettle as though it came from Hartlepool. Poonstered adj. Drunk, with the result that every ordinary remark is revised into a joke for an absent audience. Darcas got Poonstered and supplied punchlines to the landlord's notices. Pooped adj. Drunk past the point of reliable footing, with every descent ending in an undignified pause. Anasol was Pooped by midnight, halted halfway down the stairs by a disagreement with gravity.