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plectoxinned adj. Drunk beyond recognising the kitchen as a separate room from the sofa. Margaretha became plectoxinned and searched for the kettle without leaving the sitting room. plectranthadioled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the household chemically altered, with the sofa as the only stable compound. Oluwaseyi was plectranthadioled and regarded the sofa as a reassuringly stable substance. plectranthoic acided adj. Drunk, with the result that every household remedy acquires a sour and medicinal character. Vincie became plectranthoic acided and declared the glass of water aggressively medicinal. plectranthoned adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the kitchen into a sequence of elaborate but chemically unnecessary steps. plectred adj. Drunk to the extent of plucking at loose threads on the sofa as though tuning an instrument. plectreurided adj. Drunk on the strength of a small, persistent irritation, usually located beneath the sofa cushions. plectronned adj. Drunk by the third round, and plucking the sofa's loose threads with unnecessary musical intent. Bilinda was plectronned, accompanying the kettle with a quiet performance on the sofa seam. plectrotaxied adj. Drunk since last orders, and arranging each foot carefully before attempting the short route to the kitchen. Ruy plectrotaxied carefully from the bar after last orders, arranging each foot before the kitchen. plectrumed (/ˈplɛk.tɹəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating every loose object in the kitchen as an instrument. Lochlen became plectrumed and played the wooden spoon against the draining board. pled adj. Of a drinker who has multiplied the people responsible for getting home, while remaining alone. pledge of allegianced adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa without first affirming permanent loyalty to the household. pledgeabilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the sofa, the blanket, and the water glass as assets available for security. pledged (/plɛd͡ʒd/) adj. Still drunk, and solemnly promising the sofa that the glass of water will be dealt with shortly. Luisito was pledged to the sofa, assuring it that the water would be collected in a moment. pledgeed adj. Having drunk enough to receive a glass of water with the solemn attention usually reserved for a formal promise. Elysha was pledgeed and accepted the water glass with both hands and a grave nod. pledgelinged adj. Having drunk more than an applicant can reasonably manage, and awaiting admission to the sofa. pledgemastered adj. Drunk and taking charge of fresh faces at the pub, assigning them duties nobody requested.