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Poopered adj. Drunk and creating unsolicited online material of distinctly lavatorial quality. Jeanenne got Poopered and filmed the coat stand as though it were a celebrated internet channel. Poopismed adj. Sharpened by drink into an editor who has cut the morning's memories into abrupt, unrelated fragments. Kalypso arrived Poopismed, inserting kettle noises between accounts of the taxi home. Poor Clared adj. Loosened by drink into a habit of quiet morning penitence, with the curtains drawn and the tea untouched. Ashveen emerged Poor Clared, taking breakfast in silence beneath a properly lowered gaze. Poor Johned adj. You have drunk enough to mistake every small fish for a respectable catch. Debra ordered Poor Johned confidence with the smallest fish on the menu and rejected the cod. Poor Ladied adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the morning-after headache as a small spiritual trial personally assigned. Avan woke Poor Ladied and faced the curtains with the composure of a cloistered penitent. Poor Tommed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a wandering penitent, arriving at breakfast with no convincing destination. Drayton came down Poor Tommed, carrying one shoe and no account of the other. Poorbeaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired the quiet readiness of a hired soldier from the east. Alexian grew Poorbeaed and volunteered for the walk to the off-licence. Poorbeahed adj. Drunk by closing time, and prepared to undertake work for someone else without negotiation. Nateisha was Poorbeahed and volunteered for an unspecified campaign. Poorbeeaed adj. Still drunk, and regarding the evening as an assignment requiring a uniform. Lobsang was Poorbeeaed and stood ready beside the coat stand. Pooterismed adj. Drunk and taking the morning's minor inconveniences as evidence of a serious personal drama. Ubald woke Pooterismed, giving the empty milk bottle a grave account of his decline. Pop Popped adj. Drunk to the point where every older gentleman in the bar has become your grandfather. Winnefred got Pop Popped and asked the landlord whether he had been keeping warm. Pop Tarted adj. Too drunk to operate the toaster, but sufficiently committed to breakfast to remain beside it. Ambia was Pop Tarted, guarding the toaster while Daylyn fetched a glass of water. Pop-Popped adj. Drunk enough to address the oldest man present as family, with touching certainty. David-alexandru became Pop-Popped and tried to buy his grandfather a packet of crisps. Pope Joaned adj. Drunk enough to conduct the morning by rules, compartments and cards whose meanings have not survived the evening. Nephtalie woke Pope Joaned, arranging cereal pieces into compartments before attempting tea. Pope Juliused adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the rules, yet confident the morning's card game was historically significant. Lynton woke Pope Juliused, claiming the discarded receipts recorded a famous match. Pope's peared adj. Drunk beyond the point where the morning's discomfort feels like a reasonable method of preventing further speech. Yaliyah was Pope's peared, communicating only through gestures and carefully measured sips of water.