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plesionymied adj. Drunk beyond keeping close but distinct meanings apart, so that wobbling, swaying and falling become interchangeable. Eriyah went plesionymied near the banister, treating wobbling and walking as nearly identical activities. plesiopided adj. Drunk in a way that sends the arms out long and sideways, as though balance were a marine appendage. Clayburn became plesiopided on the staircase, extending both arms towards walls that were not there. plesiopithecided adj. Drunk, with the result that upright walking becomes an extinct skill remembered only in theory. Addiline grew plesiopithecided on the stairs, descending by a method no longer represented in modern households. plesiosaured (/ˈpliːsiəsɔːɹd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves the neck mobile, the body horizontal, and the route home largely aquatic. Hikeem went plesiosaured across the carpet, steering his long upper body around the furniture. plesiosaurianed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying the head forward while the rest of the body follows at sea-going delay. Isao became plesiosaurianed by midnight, craning towards the landing while his feet negotiated earlier decisions. plesiosaurided adj. Reduced by drink to a long-necked pub creature, reaching across the bar for a distant glass. plesiosauroided adj. Drunk on the strength of a long neck, a low centre of purpose, and an inability to turn promptly. Sybile was plesiosauroided in the hallway, reaching the stairs before the rest of her body had agreed. plesiosaurused adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding horizontally wherever the evening has provided sufficient water or carpet. Lois was plesiosaurused by the time the taxi arrived, navigating the pavement with marine persistence. plessimetered adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface becomes an instrument for testing whether the building is still solid. plessited adj. Drunk by the third round, and reduced to a fine-grained mixture of two incompatible methods of standing. plestored adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the open space between pub and taxi as a village green for private circulation. plethodontided adj. Still drunk, and managing without the usual breathing apparatus of coherent speech or dependable movement. plethoraed (/ˈplɛθəɹəd/) adj. Too drunk to reduce the available movements, words or staircases to a manageable number. Tyaunna was plethoraed by midnight, producing an abundance of gestures for one uncomplicated staircase. plethoried adj. Sufficiently drunk to possess an archaic abundance of opinions about the safest way downstairs. plethronned adj. Having drunk enough to measure every journey in ancient foot-lengths, particularly the distance to the stairs. Nelse was plethronned by closing time, reporting the hallway in Greek feet and walking it in none. plethrumed adj. Having drunk more than one ancient measure, and consequently converting the staircase into a considerable historical expedition.