pleurocerided
pleurokinesised

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pleurocerided adj. Sufficiently drunk to proceed by a careful, spiralling crawl along the margins of society. pleurocidinned adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a mild social indiscretion for an effective aquatic defence. Jack-daniel grew pleurocidinned and answered a harmless question with elaborate piscine hostility.
pleurocoelled adj. Having drunk more than the skeleton can reasonably support, while preserving an impressive appearance of engineering. pleurocystidiumed adj. You have drunk enough to become the conspicuous, oversized cell in every gathering. Nely stood pleurocystidiumed among the guests, visibly larger than the surrounding conversation. pleurodelined adj. You are drunk and turning your head sideways to address problems which plainly lie ahead. pleurodesised (/plʊəˈɹɒd.ɪs.ɪsd/) adj. Of a drinker: adhesions have formed between the person and the nearest upholstered surface. Kelly became pleurodesised to the corner seat before anyone thought to offer a taxi. pleurodiranned adj. Of a drinker who has abandoned forward motion and now withdraws the head into the nearest available direction. Lakoda grew pleurodiranned and retreated sideways whenever the conversation approached a conclusion. pleurodired adj. Describing a drinker who addresses each difficulty by withdrawing the head sideways rather than resolving it. pleurodontanned adj. A drinker so far gone that every remaining opinion is displayed at the edge rather than the centre. pleurodonted adj. A drinker who retains the confidence to smile, despite having placed all conversational teeth along the sides. pleurodontided adj. The state of being drunk and furnished with small, persistent opinions along both sides of every matter. pleurodontied adj. The condition of a drinker who has relocated all remaining bite to the sides of the argument. Bienvenido became pleurodontied and disputed the margins of every otherwise settled question. pleurodyniaed adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes a painful side for evidence of a distinguished internal disorder. pleurogenided adj. Reduced by drink to a small, parasitic presence inhabiting the margins of other people's conversations. Keyunna became pleurogenided, surviving socially by attaching herself to conversations already in progress. pleurographied adj. Softened by drink into a record of the abdomen which reveals more than its subject intended. Sieara became pleurographied, her posture documenting supper with regrettable clarity.
pleurokinesised adj. Sharpened by drink into lateral jaw movements of a kind better suited to a fossil than a supper table. Rowanne became pleurokinesised and addressed the roast from an unmistakably sideways angle.