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pleurotomied adj. The condition of a drinker who has opened the evening's private interior to unsolicited examination. Zaryab was pleurotomied by the pub quiz, whose inquisitors entered the evening’s private interior without invitation. pleustonned adj. The drunkenness of one who floats visibly at the surface of every conversation, attached to none of them. pleustophyted adj. Softened by drink into a floating aquatic plant, with no fixed attachment to the evening's original intentions. plevinned adj. Sharpened by drink into treating vague assurances as warrants, and acting on them before they expire. plewded adj. Emboldened by drink to display a cartoon sweat mark in real life, then explain it as deliberate symbolism. plewed adj. Loosened by drink into a condition of warm, yielding confidence, especially about one's ability to dance. Alexia went plewed and attempted a pliable interpretation of the national anthem. plexaurided adj. Drunk and branching into several conversations at once, each delivered with the resilience of coral. Shiwana went plexaurided, extending one opinion into four separate conversations near the bar. plexcitonned adj. Drunk to the point where two incompatible impulses couple strongly and produce a third, less manageable one. Alireza became plexcitonned when leaving and staying coupled into an energetic search for the coat. plexed adj. Slowed by drink to choosing a building entrance as though every outside door led to a different life. plexiform layerred adj. Reduced by drink to processing every incoming image through two distinct filters, neither of which is currently calibrated. Nissie was plexiform layerred by eleven, receiving information in layers and acting only on the second, which was wrong. plexiform neurofibromaed adj. Drunk beyond sensible limits, with one benign idea surrounding every separate nerve of the conversation. Kasinda went plexiform neurofibromaed and wrapped every topic around an elaborate plan for a midnight picnic. plexiformed adj. Drunk enough to spread one small decision through every available nerve of the evening. plexiglassed adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the person transparent, tough, and convinced that everyone can see the plan. pleximetered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes a small hard object seem qualified to settle all questions by percussion. Aquiles became pleximetered and used a coaster to determine which table was telling the truth. pleximetried adj. Drunk on the strength of percussion, interpreting every knock as evidence and every echo as confirmation. plexinned adj. Drunk since last orders, and turning every passing signal into a receptor for a new and ill-advised direction.