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Poped adj. Of a drinker: elevated by drink to a ceremonial dignity, then unable to open the crisps. Jamesthomas became Poped and blessed the table before requesting assistance with the packet. Popeianaed adj. Drunk in a way that turns every morning object into evidence for an elaborate literary biography. Lynesha woke Popeianaed, treating the stained napkin as a significant document. Popemobiled adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning's journey proceeds behind imaginary glass while every bystander receives a view. Volia came downstairs Popemobiled, waving through the kitchen doorway without opening it. Popessed adj. Sufficiently drunk to declare yourself spiritual authority over friends who had come merely for dinner. Ebony became Popessed and delivered a brief homily on Delan's choice of lager. Poplarismed adj. Drunk to the extent of granting oneself morning benefits beyond the national standard, especially extra tea and sympathy. Dairius woke Poplarismed and declared that ordinary breakfast allowances were plainly inadequate. Popolocaed adj. Drunk on the strength of a name remembered from nowhere, and applying it confidently to the morning's paperwork. Anjolena arrived Popolocaed, labelling every envelope with a term nobody could identify. Popolucaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and now treating an unfamiliar word as the proper title for every household object. Aashni woke Popolucaed and called the toaster by the same unexplained name as the curtains. Popovetsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and still arguing over which established tradition should govern the morning's recovery. Keichia woke Popovetsed, insisting that the household had chosen the wrong remedy. Popped (/pɒpd/) adj. Drunk to the point where breakfast becomes a formal debate, with every chair claiming a different faction. Sinjin was Popped by nine, proposing motions on the proper use of the toaster. Popperianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and testing every morning explanation by attempting to disprove it with toast. Jazayah woke Popperianed and tried to falsify the theory that coffee improves everything. Popperianismed adj. Still drunk, and treating the morning's failed remedies as useful evidence rather than personal misfortune. Tehzeeb remained Popperianismed, recording which tablets failed before breakfast. Popperismed adj. Too drunk to accept any explanation that cannot survive a brisk interrogation beside the kettle. Jamirr woke Popperismed and challenged the evidence offered by the empty bottle. Popsicled adj. Sufficiently drunk to wake cold, rigid and faintly sticky, with the previous evening preserved in one piece. Perdita emerged Popsicled, motionless beneath the duvet until the room warmed. Populared adj. Describing a drinker who has united the household behind coffee, silence, and one functioning curtain. Benzion became Populared and formed a broad coalition around the cafetière. Porcellianed adj. Having drunk more than the clubroom would reasonably accommodate, and waking with membership benefits limited to silence. Jennavecia woke Porcellianed, too grand for conversation and too delicate for the stairs. Pornhubed adj. You have drunk enough to regard the morning's poor decisions as a complete programme, available for replay without consent. Faatima-zahra woke Pornhubed, while the breakfast table supplied an unwanted record of the evening.