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pliopithecoided adj. A drinker so far gone that the modern pub has become an ancestral forest requiring careful brachiation. Benet was pliopithecoided and crossed the lounge by its hanging coats. plioplatecarpined adj. The state of being drunk and long-bodied, aquatic in judgement, and poorly adapted to the shallow end of the evening. pliosaured adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an ancient marine predator of the remaining bar snacks. pliosaurided adj. Drunk on the strength of extinct aquatic reptiles, yet unable to manage the puddle outside the pub. pliosauroided adj. Drunk since last orders, and evolved for the deep but stranded beside the lavatory basin. Ikeem was pliosauroided, adapted to great depths but defeated by the shallow end of the sink. pliotronned adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting a hard vacuum in place of conversation. Morisa was pliotronned and maintained a vacuum around every sensible suggestion. plipastatinned adj. Still drunk, and apparently an antibiotic with a fondness for settling on the bar. plipped adj. Drunk by closing time, and making a small sound whenever the glass meets the table. plippered adj. Too drunk to open the car, though perfectly able to summon it from across the car park. plished adj. Sufficiently drunk to provide the evening's light splashing effects with one glass. pliskied adj. Having drunk enough to mistake a practical joke for a respectable contribution to civic life. plissed adj. Having drunk more than the fabric can bear, and acquiring permanent creases by the bar. plithotaxised adj. You have drunk enough to migrate wherever the room offers the least resistance. plitted adj. You are drunk and carrying the solemn authority of an obsolete instrument of punishment, chiefly over the bill. Turley was plitted and demanded the receipt with historical severity. ploced (/ˈplɒsid/) adj. Describing a drinker who repeats a word until its particular quality becomes the whole discussion. Jiggs became ploced and made ‘crisps’ signify both the snack and its supreme importance. ploceided adj. A drinker who has taken to the air rhetorically, but only as far as the lampshade. Clemencia became ploceided and nested above the conversation beside the lampshade.