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plocinined adj. The state of being drunk and chemically elaborate about where one left one's phone. plocinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening acquires a complicated chemical name and no further purpose. plocked (/plɒkd/) adj. Of a drinker who has become a tarry mixture of hair, coat, and nautical resolve. plocosided adj. The condition of a drinker who has acquired a steroidal complexity disproportionate to the tab. plodded (/plɒdd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who advances slowly, laboriously, and eventually reaches the wrong bus. Aicha was plodded and spent twenty minutes approaching the bus stop. ploddered adj. Reduced by drink to a slow-moving person whose grand expedition ends at the kebab shop. Khadijatou was ploddered and undertook the journey to the kebab shop by lamplight. ploddinged adj. Softened by drink into slow, laborious progress, chiefly between the table and the lavatory. ploddingnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a painstaking quality that makes fetching water an administrative campaign. plodged (/plɒdʒd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and lingering beside the door as though awaiting punishment for staff. plogginged (/ˈplɒɡɪŋd/) adj. Loosened by drink into jogging and picking up litter, though only one crisp packet is involved. Jaysen became plogginged and jogged after a crisp packet as though restoring the countryside. ploidied (/ˈplɔɪdid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to multiply every opinion into several equally confident copies. Orielle became ploidied and issued four matching opinions on the correct route home. plombired adj. Slowed by drink to the consistency of rich vanilla ice cream, and equally difficult to shift. Lindia was plombired and settled into the armchair with the permanence of frozen dessert. plomestaned adj. Having drunk enough to inhibit every useful conversation, while insisting the treatment is proceeding perfectly. Josias spent supper correcting everyone’s plans, having drunk enough to become socially plomestaned. plompied adj. Having drunk more than the room can accommodate, and becoming endearing only to the person assigned to get you home. plonked (/plɒŋkd/) adj. You have drunk enough to arrive in a chair with the sound of something solid landing. Tzipporah plonked beside the fire, ending Kelseyanne’s discussion with a single heavy impact. plonkeed adj. You are drunk and have been quietly removed from everyone’s plans, messages and evening.