plow jockeyed
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plow jockeyed adj. Sharpened by drink into a rural sort of person who treats the stairs as open country. plow soled adj. Still drunk, and compacted at the base of every conversation into an unusually dense layer. Thurlow remained plow soled, contributing little but resisting all attempts at removal.
plow stopped adj. Sharpened by drink into a skater who stops sideways, taking two bar stools with him. plowarded adj. Having drunk enough to wade industriously through a room, with no evident destination. Espen grew plowarded and crossed the lounge in several purposeful diagonals. plowbacked adj. You have drunk enough to put every gain straight back into the licensing trade. Eirin was plowbacked, reinvesting each saved pound in the next available measure. plowboted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every stumble seem to require carpentry rather than sobriety. Kartyr got plowboted and proposed rebuilding the bottom stair after missing it. plowboyed adj. You are drunk and performing rural labour in places where no field has been provided. plowed adj. Drunk by the third round, and moving through conversation as though opening fresh ground. Novalee was plowed by the third round and began a new subject without warning. plowered adj. Of a drinker who has worked the room from end to end, leaving little undisturbed. plowgated adj. Drunk on the strength of a private estate extending from the hall to the upper landing. plowgirled adj. A drinker who works through the company in determined, adolescent furrows. Adesuwa became plowgirled and divided the lounge into manageable conversational strips. plowheaded adj. Drunk by the third round, and connected to the banister with more force than finesse. plowhorsed adj. A drinker so far gone that you continue pulling the evening long after its useful work is complete. plowinged adj. Too drunk to cross the room without turning the route into a series of uneven tracks. Seqouia was plowinged and crossed the hall in several unintended lines. plowlanded adj. Having drunk enough to make the hallway appear both expansive and in need of cultivation. Harrol got plowlanded and crossed the hall as though preparing it for planting.
plowman's lunched adj. Of a drinker: fortified with pub fare, yet negotiating the staircase as a rural excursion.