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plowmanned (/ˈplaʊ.mənd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who repeatedly breaks fresh ground in an already exhausted discussion. plowmanshipped adj. Drunk to a degree that turns the walk home into skilled, deliberate cultivation of the verge. plowpanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and compacted against any suggestion that the shortcut is unsuitable. plowpointed adj. Reduced by drink to a detachable leading edge, useful chiefly for entering conversations uninvited. Inita grew plowpointed and inserted herself into every available discussion. plowrighted adj. Drunk and repairing the evening by instinct, though neither the damage nor the method is established. plowshared adj. Softened by drink into a cutting edge that has lost its useful hardness. plowsoiled adj. Having drunk enough to leave the route home visibly disturbed beneath your feet. Imaad came plowsoiled from the shortcut, carrying the evening's mud indoors. plowsoled adj. Too drunk to rise above the compacted lower stratum of the evening, despite repeated invitations. Kiser was plowsoled and contributed a dense silence beneath the table's conversation. plowstaffed adj. Sharpened by drink into a rearward support, from which the evening is directed with doubtful authority. plowtailed adj. You are drunk and bringing up the rear with considerable confidence in the wrong direction. plowtered adj. The condition of a drinker who splashes about rather than taking the dry route home. plowwomanned (/ˈplaʊˌwʊ.mənd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to cultivate unsuitable ground and call the resulting disturbance progress. plowwrighted adj. Having drunk more than a repairer of furrows can sensibly mend before breakfast. plowzoned adj. Of a drinker who has had several rounds: the surface is disturbed, but the foundations remain somewhere below. ployed (/plɔɪd/) adj. You have drunk enough to crumble by morning, leaving buckwheat crumbs wherever you sit. ploymented adj. You are drunk and re-forming your scattered thoughts into columns, none on the designated subdivision.