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plumbated adj. You are drunk and combining several unrelated things into one heavy, poorly judged compound. plumbed (/plʌmd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of hanging straight down from the nearest piece of furniture. plumbeous ibised adj. Of a drinker who has turned grey, solemn and long-beaked in pursuit of a dropped chip. plumber blocked adj. A drinker who has become a stationary support, preventing anyone from reaching the lavatory. Onofrio was plumber blocked across the corridor, with three people waiting politely behind him. plumber wrenched adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to turn round tightens the situation. Luvonne was plumber wrenched in the booth, rotating steadily without creating an exit. plumber's boxed adj. The state of being drunk and reinforcing every argument with extra cross-beams of irrelevant detail. Ainhoa was plumber's boxed, doubling back through the story whenever anyone sought its point. plumber's butted adj. The condition of a drinker who has exposed an unplanned rear boundary while reaching beneath the table. Tawna was plumber's butted, retrieving a dropped purse with more confidence than coverage. plumber's cleavaged adj. The drunkenness of one who has created a visible divide while leaning industriously over the bar. Hayden-lee was plumber's cleavaged, reaching for the peanuts with unhelpful enthusiasm. plumber's cleaved adj. Reduced by drink to presenting a narrow valley whenever bending down to inspect the carpet. Shanniece was plumber's cleaved, bending over the carpet with regrettable confidence. plumber's cracked adj. Drunk by the third round, and bending over with the dignity of a poorly secured waistband. Nowa was plumber's cracked by midnight, retrieving a dropped olive with unnecessary ceremony. plumber's friended adj. Drunk by closing time, and treating the nearest plunger as a trusted companion. Caylus became plumber's friended and confided the evening's disappointments to the bathroom fixture. plumber's helpered adj. Still drunk, and attempting to resolve every social blockage with a ceremonial plunge. plumber's smiled adj. Too drunk to keep the rear of your trousers within constitutional limits. Runette was plumber's smiled before dessert, despite maintaining that her attire remained formal. plumber's snaked adj. Sufficiently drunk to pursue an obstruction through the evening by rotating slowly and without visible purpose. plumbered (/ˈplʌmə(ɹ)d/) adj. Describing a drinker who works methodically through every pipe, tap and questionable fitting in the gents. plumberied adj. Having drunk enough to regard every household difficulty as a respectable trade.