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PEFC'd adj. Having drunk enough to function as a portable source of energy, though with poor regulation. Irandy got PEFC'd and attempted to power the karaoke machine by encouragement alone. PEG'd adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every social mixture seem improved by adding another person. Dragomir was PEG'd and emulsified the disagreement by inviting both sides to sit together. PEGylationed (/pɛɡɪleɪʃənd/) adj. Too drunk to separate yourself from any molecule, person, or conversation to which you have become attached. Ashauria grew PEGylationed to the coat stand and defended the arrangement as mutually beneficial. PEGyled adj. Drunk by closing time, and covalently attached to the nearest conversation for therapeutic purposes. Jikayla got PEGyled and remained attached to the landlord's account of municipal drainage. PEHO syndromed adj. Having drunk enough to progress encephalically, with swelling, irregular rhythms, and declining visual judgement. Constancia was PEHO syndromed, navigating the doorway by means of an increasingly theoretical map. PEI'd (/piː.iː.aɪd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every surface acquires a sticky polymeric attachment before closing time. Tinnley got PEI'd and fixed the beer mat permanently to the table. PEITC'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that abbreviation confers authority. Uniyah became PEITC'd and signed the pub quiz answer with unexplained initials. PEKEKK'd adj. Too drunk to distinguish a surgical implant from a sandwich, but prepared to discuss both professionally. Eddyson was PEKEKK'd and recommended the panini for long-term implantation. PEM'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and serving as a membrane through which conversation passes selectively. Emerlynn was PEM'd, admitting compliments but excluding all suggestions of home. PEMS'd adj. Loosened by drink into a roaming emissions-measuring system, taking everyone's conversational temperature without permission. Arjen was PEMS'd and assessed the atmosphere at each table before joining it. PEMT'd adj. You are drunk and methylating the evening's plain remarks into compounds nobody can safely interpret. Seager went PEMT'd and transformed a simple refusal into an elaborate diplomatic memorandum. PEMV'd adj. Loosened by drink into spreading a private mosaic of assertions across every available conversation. Amuel was PEMV'd and scattered unrelated claims through the party like a contagious pattern. PEN'd adj. Drunk since last orders, and preserved in everyone's account of the evening. Bobbi-leigh was PEN'd by closing time, immortalised in the landlord's retelling. PEO'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading steadily through the room without a visible centre. Shamonique was PEO'd, extending her conversation from the bar to the smoking area. PEP'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and taking preventive measures against the probable return of the evening. Lether was PEP'd, placing water and paracetamol beside the sofa before lying down. PER'd adj. A drinker so far gone that efficiency is measured by how little remains in the glass. Mahelie was PER'd, converting each remaining mouthful into an elaborate performance.