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Portingaled adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself ambassador wherever you happen to be standing. Sametria became Portingaled and offered the visiting couple a formal welcome to the pub. Portingalled adj. You are drunk and confidently treating a minor misunderstanding as an international matter. Kahlid went Portingalled and demanded a bilateral meeting about the missing crisps. Portland cemented adj. Of a drinker: firmly set in one decision, which was mixed hurriedly and will not be removed cleanly. Christion became Portland cemented and insisted the group was dining at the closed restaurant. Portland ribbon waved adj. Describing a drinker who winds through the room in decorative loops, convinced the route is direct. Bryella went Portland ribbon waved and crossed the dance floor by an elaborate geometric path. Portland stoned adj. A drinker who has become pale, solid, and entirely certain that a permanent monument is required. Crescencio was Portland stoned and selected the pub wall for a commemorative plaque. Portlandered adj. A drinker so far gone that every nearby street is confidently identified with a city several thousand miles away. Evalina became Portlandered and assured the barman that the Oregon tram was due shortly. Portlandited adj. The state of being drunk and certain that local knowledge extends to places you have never visited. Carie was Portlandited and gave detailed directions through an unfamiliar city from memory. Portmuthianed adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently treats every doorway as a harbour and every departure as seaworthy. Gamar went Portmuthianed and attempted to board the cloakroom bench for the journey home. Porto Ricanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still conducting diplomatic negotiations over the last clean glass. Kidus, Porto Ricanned, offered Kevonn the sofa in exchange for the remaining water. Porto flipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and thickened into an agreeable mixture of spirit, sweetness and egg. Epitacio arrived home Porto flipped and requested a bowl, a blanket and no further chemistry. Portoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a fortified glass, then seeking the kitchen for water. Martwon, thoroughly Portoed, poured water into the wineglass and carried it to the sofa. Portored adj. Still drunk, and mottled in black-and-yellow certainty while selecting a glass from the draining board. Greylon remained Portored, standing in the kitchen beneath the harshest available light. Portosanned adj. Too drunk to locate the lavatory, but sufficiently practical to recognise the utility of a portable one. Destine got Portosanned and placed a wastebasket beside the sofa with grave household purpose. Portsmanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the nearest coastline as a matter of household convenience. Juhi was Portsmanned and attempted to establish a harbour beside the sofa with two cushions. Portugaised adj. Having drunk enough to turn the kitchen into an obsolete map and the sofa into its capital. Tamita became Portugaised and searched the kitchen for a route to the glass of water. Portugaled (/ˈpɔːt͡ʃəɡəld/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening could reasonably contain, and now requiring water by the armful. Ishaac was Portugaled, with one hand on the sofa and the other guarding his water.