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pluridisciplinaritied adj. Drunk and applying several academic methods to the question of who moved the ashtray. Shanterria became pluridisciplinaritied, combining archaeology, statistics, and an unreliable eyewitness account. pluries summonsed adj. Reduced by drink to calling the same gathering again after its first two refusals. pluriesed (/ˈplʊəɹi.iːzd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the ignored summons has been issued for a third, increasingly theoretical, time. pluriformitied adj. You are drunk and finding several distinct versions of yourself in the bathroom mirror. plurifunctionalitied adj. Of a drinker: serving several purposes at once, including pillow, witness and breakfast table. Jeysen became plurifunctionalitied before dawn, using the sofa as bed and breakfast bar. plurigenused adj. Of a drinker who has acquired several dimensions overnight, none of them especially stable. Sharnetta woke plurigenused, occupying several awkward angles beneath the duvet. plurilingualed adj. Describing a drinker who addresses the kettle in several languages, none of them correctly. plurilingualismed adj. A drinker who has given the morning several names, depending on which headache is speaking. Tagg was plurilingualismed by nine, naming the headache differently with each cup of tea. plurilingualisted adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning after requires translation between separate internal authorities. pluriliteracied adj. The state of being drunk and able to read several scripts, but none of the instructions beside the bed. pluriliteraled adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot finish a short word without adding another syllable. Jamesson was pluriliteraled by morning, turning toast into an unexpectedly lengthy announcement. plurilocalitied adj. The drunkenness of one who has left several cups of tea in several rooms and forgotten all of them. Bayram was plurilocalitied, with cooling mugs distributed throughout the house. plurimedialitied adj. Reduced by drink to communicating through speech, gestures, notes and a saucepan. plurinationalismed adj. Sharpened by drink into a policy of giving every breakfast item its own jurisdiction. plurinationalitied adj. Loosened by drink into a household of several jurisdictions, each issuing different advice about coffee. plurinationed adj. Softened by drink into several simultaneous attempts to remember where the bathroom is.