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pluted (/pluːtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the richest armchair in the house your natural seat of government. Denah was pluted in the best chair, issuing quiet instructions about toast and blankets. plutellided adj. Drunk to the extent of fluttering from room to room, settling briefly wherever the light is warmest. pluteused adj. Drunk on the strength of a household boundary that prevents the sofa from becoming a public thoroughfare. Dunja was pluteused behind the sofa, defending the glass of water from unnecessary visitors. plutinoed adj. Drunk since last orders, and returning to the same sofa at precisely the wrong interval. Hannaleigh was plutinoed, orbiting the kitchen before settling back beside the same untouched glass. plutocracied (/pluːˈtɒkɹəsid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and governing the household through possession of the biscuits and remote. plutocrated adj. Too drunk to rise, yet confident that ownership of the remote confers authority over everyone present. Jurgen plutocrated from the sofa, ruling the room by virtue of owning the remote. plutodemocracied (/ˌplutoʊdɪˈmɒkɹəsid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to call the sofa arrangement democratic while quietly allocating all cushions to yourself. Oras was plutodemocracied, inviting opinions about blankets after distributing them without consultation. plutographied adj. Having drunk enough to document the rich domestic life of the well-stocked fridge and superior sofa. plutoided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can contain, drifting beyond the sofa's familiar orbit. Larry became plutoided and disappeared beneath the duvet after missing the glass of water twice. plutolatried adj. You have drunk enough to worship the contents of the fridge and resent anyone who closes its door. Evyanna became plutolatried and counted the remaining bottles before accepting any water. plutologied adj. Of a drinker: treating the distribution of drinks, cushions, and leftovers as a science of wealth. Sothea became plutologied and produced a careful account of who owed whom a glass of water. plutologisted adj. You are drunk and calculating the household's wealth in cushions, leftovers, and unopened bottles. plutomaniacked adj. Describing a drinker who cannot pass the kitchen without securing one more bottle for later. Darcie-beau was plutomaniacked and hid a spare drink behind the bread bin. plutomaniaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a passion for acquiring every bottle, cushion, and snack in reach. plutonated adj. Drunk, with the result that every round separates into a volatile liquid and an ill-advised solid. plutonicsed adj. Drunk to a degree that the pub seems formed in fire, then weathered by repeated trips to the bar.