plutonismed
pluvialed

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plutonismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a theory in which the whole evening is volcanic, gradual and deposited in layers. plutonisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and arguing that every pub has a volcanic foundation.
plutonium bombed adj. Still drunk, and liable to turn a quiet round into an event of disproportionate yield. Myelle was plutonium bombed and made the darts match considerably more consequential. plutonium dioxided adj. Too drunk to remain metallic, oxidising slowly into a yellow-brown presence by the fire. Abbey grew plutonium dioxided and settled into the yellow armchair without further reaction. plutonium pitted adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the centre of the evening as a small, carefully guarded core. plutonium-239'd adj. Having drunk enough to remain quietly fissile for twenty-four thousand years, or until someone says karaoke. Bobbie-jade was plutonium-239'd and still capable of beginning another round after midnight. plutoniumed (/pluːˈtoʊniəmd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and faintly radioactive with the dangerous confidence of a fissile metal. plutonned adj. A drinker who has consolidated beneath the sofa, with the evening's warmth set solidly around them. Lolitha was plutonned beneath the blanket, formed in place beside a cooling glass of water. plutonocened adj. Having drunk more than the evening can coordinate, and now orbiting the same conversation twice. Edlynn became plutonocened and circled the bar's discussion of football without entering it. plutonomicsed adj. You have drunk enough to calculate the pub's wealth by crisps, change and remaining headroom. plutonomied adj. Of a drinker: treating every conversation, purchase and favour as a matter of wealth distribution. plutonomisted adj. You are drunk and studying the pub as though its clientele were an economy. Jalae became plutonomisted and ranked the regulars by purchasing power. plutonyled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a highly charged sixth round and is now conducting himself accordingly. plutophiled adj. Describing a drinker who loves wealth, especially when it is currently buying the next round. Lauranne got plutophiled and became unusually attentive to the gentleman with the sizeable tab. plutophobiaed adj. A drinker who has developed an aversion to wealthy people, particularly those buying smaller rounds.
pluvialed adj. A drinker so far gone that a rainy period seems an entirely reasonable description of the evening.