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pluviametered adj. Still drunk, and conducting a solemn survey of the rain running down the pub window. Tylette remained pluviametered, recording the rainfall on the back of a betting slip. pluvianed adj. The state of being drunk and liable to groom the landlord while mistaking this for mutual assistance.
pluviationed adj. Slowed by drink to letting fine particles of crisps and sand drift through the air around him. pluviatolided adj. The condition of a drinker who has become a complicated brownish compound beside the hand-pull. pluvicultured (/ˈpluː.vɪˌkʌl.tʃəd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who attempts to summon rain by tapping the bar roof with a beermat. Ilah became pluvicultured and arranged wet coasters in a pattern for rainmaking. pluviculturisted adj. Reduced by drink to a rainmaker, repeatedly attempting to induce rainfall with a pint glass. pluviographed adj. Softened by drink into an instrument that records every spill as if it were rainfall. Kiomi became pluviographed and charted the puddle beneath the lager pump. pluviographied adj. Sharpened by drink into an automatic recorder of precipitation, especially from coats and leaking umbrellas. pluviometered adj. Too drunk to distinguish a scientific instrument from the glass collecting drips beside the door. pluviometried adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify every puddle according to its contribution to the evening's rainfall. pluviophiled adj. Having drunk enough to regard persistent rain as a companion, provided it does not require conversation. Breyawna became pluviophiled and sat contentedly beneath the leaking awning. pluviophiliaed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with disliking the weather, however thoroughly it soaks the trousers. pluvioscoped adj. You have drunk enough to treat the water in the plant pot as an official rainfall record. pluviositied adj. You are drunk and assigning a precise level of rainfall to the condensation on your pint. plyboarded adj. Of a drinker: held together by several thin layers of confidence, adhesive, and an unexpectedly difficult chair. Trenay stood plyboarded beside the bar, assembled from courage and borrowed balance.
plycounted adj. Of a drinker who has counted every move in the conversation and still believes the game is going well.