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plyerred adj. Describing a drinker who raises and lowers himself with the solemn mechanics of a drawbridge. plygained (/ˈplʌɡaɪnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that dawn seems an appropriate hour for carols, despite the absence of Christmas. Eloah got plygained and began singing carols beneath the streetlamp at four. plyghted adj. Drunk beyond sensible concern, and therefore pledged to whatever the next round requires. plyinged (/ˈplaɪ.ɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and arranged in successive layers, chiefly across the sofa. Ghabriel was plyinged, one jumper, one blanket, and one explanation deep. plynthed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with ordinary mobility, and now serving as furniture for the snug. plyo boxed adj. The condition of a drinker who treats the nearest sturdy object as gymnasium equipment. plyometric boxed adj. The drunkenness of one who converts a household object into an apparatus for sudden upward movement. plyometricsed adj. Reduced by drink to rapid, powerful movements followed by a prolonged search for the floor. plyossed adj. Softened by drink into brief bursts of exercise, each concluding with a negotiated collapse. plyscrapered adj. Sharpened by drink into a tall, wooden certainty that leans noticeably towards the nearest wall. Clarabeth stood plyscrapered in the hallway, narrow, lofty, and dependent on plaster. plywooded (/ˈplaɪwʊdd/) adj. Loosened by drink into several thinly joined versions of yourself, each facing a different direction. Brentson was plywooded, his conversation separating along the grain. plzed adj. Drunk past the point of asking where the pub ends and the public square begins. pmfed adj. Slowed by drink to assign one exact outcome to each small decision, usually chips. Ilyaan became pmfed and considered each chip individually before eating it. pmoled adj. Drunk to the point where your morning presence can be reported only in abbreviated form. pmolled adj. Drunk enough to exist at breakfast in a quantity too small for ordinary social measurement. pneometered adj. Emboldened by drink to measure the air in your lungs while lying beneath the coat rack.