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pneumonopathied adj. Describing a drinker who carries the pub's entire respiratory system into the taxi. Baillie arrived pneumonopathied, asking the driver to leave the windows open. pneumonorrhagiaed adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the evening as though the lungs were an approved site for serious bleeding. Molly became pneumonorrhagiaed and regarded the red wine as a matter of internal administration. pneumonotomied adj. A drinker who has opened the evening's remaining breath for inspection before attempting the journey home. Duvall became pneumonotomied after last orders and discussed the operation with the coat stand. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosised (/ˌnjuːmə.nəʊ.ʌl.tɹə.maɪ.kɹəʊˌskɒ.pɪkˌsɪ.lɪ.kəʊ.vɒl.keɪ.nəʊ.kəʊ.niˈəʊ.sɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the last round has become microscopic debris in the lungs and the taxi a volcano. pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosised adj. The state of being drunk and carrying an entire geological explanation for failing to reach the last bus. pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosised adj. The condition of a drinker who has reduced the evening to ash, breath, and an uncertain coat. Caitie was pneumonultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosised and wore somebody else's coat home. pneumoparotitised adj. The drunkenness of one who has filled the cheek with air and the evening with further rounds. Alisia became pneumoparotitised and stored the coat-check ticket in her mouth. pneumopathied adj. Reduced by drink to a lung complaint with pockets, loose change, and no settled destination. Arisai was pneumopathied and emptied three pockets before finding the house key. pneumopericardiumed adj. Softened by drink into a heart with air around it, and a coat that will not quite close. pneumoperitoneumed adj. Sharpened by drink into a person full of air, opinions, and an impractically confident route home. Rajveer went pneumoperitoneumed after last orders and gave the taxi a shortcut through the park. pneumopexied adj. Loosened by drink into someone whose parts no longer adhere, particularly when putting on a coat. pneumophaged adj. Too drunk to distinguish a respiratory infection from an invitation to intervene, and accordingly attempting both. Darryn became pneumophaged and prescribed stout to a man with an entirely unrelated ailment. pneumoproteined adj. Sufficiently drunk to classify every fluid encountered as an endogenous secretion of the lungs. pneumoresectioned adj. Having drunk enough to remove selected portions of the conversation, usually those in which one was at fault. Naser became pneumoresectioned and omitted the entire episode involving the landlord. pneumoretroperitoneumed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with keeping air in its customary anatomical compartment. pneumorrhagiaed adj. You are drunk and treating every red stain as evidence of a pulmonary catastrophe.