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Portuguese sauced adj. You have drunk enough to combine incompatible ingredients and insist the result is traditional. Samanthagrace got Portuguese sauced and added curry powder to the landlord's carefully poured lager. Portuguese squilled adj. You are drunk and standing ornamental, blue in the face at the first hint of morning. Shuichi stood Portuguese squilled beside the fruit machine, decorative but plainly past his useful season. Portuguesed (/ˌpɔː.t͡ʃəˈɡiːzd/) adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a household plurality, with several glasses of water in circulation. Bahez was Portuguesed, leaving a separate glass of water beside every sofa cushion. Portuguesenessed adj. Of a drinker: unmistakably themselves, though considerably less able to explain who that is. Benicia was Portuguesenessed by midnight, present in full but unable to account for her coat. Portuguesificationed adj. Of a drinker who has gradually been made more agreeable to a second helping and another round. Dejean became Portuguesificationed over the evening, accepting every suggestion with increasing warmth. Portuguesismed adj. Describing a drinker who has turned personal conviction into a general principle, preferably over bitter. Felisia was Portuguesismed at the bar, presenting her view of puddings as settled doctrine. Portuguezed adj. Describing a drinker who has become an obsolete form of themselves, still seeking the current sofa. Yashvi was Portuguezed and consulted an old cupboard for directions to the tap. Posadismed adj. A drinker who expects the revolution to begin after the next round, and has revised the timetable twice. Chakib became Posadismed beside the fruit machine, postponing the revolution until after another pint. Posey vested adj. A drinker so far gone that the chair becomes a necessary restraint rather than a place to sit. Merdis was Posey vested after closing time, secured to the armchair by gravity and good sense. Posh 'n' Becksed adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking flirtation, confidence and poor timing for a complete evening. Mackenson was Posh 'n' Becksed by last orders, offering compliments with the confidence of a man misreading every signal. Posnanianed adj. The condition of a drinker who has settled in thoroughly and now regards departure as an administrative error. Zaydie was Posnanianed by closing time, established at the bar as though issued a permanent stool. Post-Zionismed adj. The drunkenness of one who has declared the evening's founding purpose complete and sees no reason for further ideology. Myrdell was Post-Zionismed after the meal, announcing that the pub's mission had been fulfilled. Post-Zionisted adj. Reduced by drink to regarding every settled matter as finished, including the matter of getting home. Tearsa was Post-Zionisted by closing time, convinced the evening had achieved its final form. Postmaster Generaled adj. Slowed by drink to sorting one message at a time, with delivery no longer expected tonight. Eithyn was Postmaster Generaled by last orders, carrying one unopened envelope from table to table. Potato Germansed adj. Drunk to the point where you have formed a small settlement around the crisps and resist all relocation. Trafton was Potato Germansed beside the bar snacks, established there before anyone suggested going home. Potawatomied adj. Drunk past the point of keeping one conversation contained, with every nearby table drawn into it. Cleaburn was Potawatomied by closing time, addressing three tables with one continuous anecdote.