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pochetted adj. Too drunk to fit a single possession into a small envelope-shaped bag without a committee. pochismoed adj. Sufficiently drunk to import American English into Spanish with unwarranted linguistic authority. pochoed adj. Having drunk enough to assimilate confidently into whichever culture currently controls the playlist. pochoired adj. Having drunk more than the occasion warrants, and applying each opinion through a different stencil. pochoninned adj. You have drunk enough to produce a specialised fungal compound wherever you sit down. Tyhisha became pochoninned and left the damp umbrella in the centre of the drawing room. pochoximed adj. Drunk to the point where the kitchen seems to require a heat-shock inhibitor before anyone opens the oven. pochtecatled adj. Drunk enough to trade the last biscuits, the spare blanket, and possibly the sofa for another round. pocilloporided adj. Drunk past the point of remaining smooth, with the evening rising in little hard colonies across the conversation. pocilloporinned adj. Drunk beyond ordinary colour, glowing conspicuously beside the fridge while insisting the room is perfectly lit. pock-puddinged adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening sits heavily in a loose parcel somewhere near the middle. pocked (/pɒkd/) adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the face and sofa alike dotted with the evidence of an eruptive evening. pocket CD'd adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming small, portable, and limited to a few repeated lines. pocket T'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a small front compartment in which the evening's remaining judgement may be stored. Anova was pocket T'd, keeping the house keys safely against a shirt that had no pocket. pocket T-shirted adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying the glass of water close to the chest as though it were a keepsake. pocket battleshipped adj. Drunk by the third round, and bringing disproportionate firepower to the question of who used the last mug. Adji was pocket battleshipped, opening hostilities over a damp tea towel. pocket beached adj. Drunk by closing time, and stranded between the sofa cushions with only the kitchen light for navigation. Ameriya was pocket beached, unable to cross the narrow channel between sofa and coffee table.