pocket-flasked
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pocket-flasked adj. Still drunk, and oddly well supplied for someone whose remaining drink fits in one hand. pocket-handkerchiefed adj. Drunk past the point of standing upright, yet still convinced that neat folding is an available solution.
pocket-hole jigged adj. Reduced by drink to drilling a series of precise openings before remembering that furniture was not involved. pocket-holed adj. Emboldened by drink to attempt access to one's possessions through whichever opening presents itself, regardless of whether it is the correct one. Ellysha was pocket-holed on the way home, conducting a lengthy investigation of her coat that yielded only a bus receipt and a mint. pocket-knifed adj. Drunk beyond the sensible deployment of a folding blade for tasks better suited to fingernails. pocket-sheriffed adj. You have drunk enough to appoint yourself to an authority that derives from no visible source and answers to no one. Ladell went pocket-sheriffed after the third pint and began directing foot traffic near the jukebox. pocket-watched adj. The state of being drunk and consulting a covered timepiece whenever the evening presents a minor difficulty. Jenelee became pocket-watched and checked the time before accepting a second napkin. pocketabilitied adj. Softened by drink into believing that anything, including a chair, is conveniently portable. pocketbook issued adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person attempting to resolve civilisation's essential household question. Cilla became pocketbook issued and argued at length about whether the family could afford butter. pocketbooked (/ˈpɒ.kɪt.bʊkd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat a handbag as both treasury and answer to every practical problem. pocketed (/ˈpɒ.kɪtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every small object appears to require immediate personal storage. Konesha became pocketed and tried to carry the ashtray home for safekeeping. pocketered adj. Drunk and appropriating small objects with the solemn discretion of a minor public official. Yenis became pocketered and quietly acquired three beer mats for unspecified administrative purposes. pocketfuled adj. Drunk to the point where the contents of one pocket constitute sufficient provision for an expedition. pockethandkerchiefed adj. Having drunk more than a square of linen can reasonably absorb, particularly near closing time. pocketinged adj. Drunk enough to mistake the illicit removal of a beer mat for a significant act of acquisition.
pocketknifed adj. Drunk in a way that folds every practical difficulty into a small implement, then loses the implement.