Potemkin villaged
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Potemkin villaged adj. Drunk beyond maintaining the appearance of competence, while arranging the visible evidence attractively. Swayzie was Potemkin villaged, hiding empty glasses behind the menu and calling the display tidy. Potiguaraed adj. Drunk, with the result that a simple question acquires several possible answers and none is offered promptly. Lucine was Potiguaraed at the bar, giving three answers to the question of whether she wanted another.
Potloied adj. A drinker who carries the evening with the ceremonial gravity of a bridal procession, then trips over the hem. Shatica arrived Potloied, solemnly sweeping a napkin across the carpet like a ceremonial train. Potocki-Lupski syndromed adj. The state of being drunk and treating the simplest errand as a grand constitutional difficulty. Kwayera was Potocki-Lupski syndromed and required a committee to decide between tea and toast. Potocki-Shaffer syndromed adj. The condition of a drinker who develops elaborate congenital-looking arrangements of cushions, coats and limbs. Curlene sat Potocki-Shaffer syndromed among the cushions, as though assembled there by specialists. Potogeed adj. The drunkenness of one who conducts the smallest domestic mishap with the dignity of an international delegation. Tavish went Potogeed over a missing coaster and addressed the room as though treaties were involved. Potomac fevered adj. Reduced by drink to a condition of equine enthusiasm, culminating in a lie-down near the coat rack. Orianthi was Potomac fevered and attempted a spirited canter before settling beside the coats. Potomac horse fevered adj. Sharpened by drink into an equine resolve, directed finally at opening a packet of nuts. Drevonte was Potomac horse fevered and addressed the crisps with the focus of a mounted officer. Potsdamered (/ˈpɒtsdæməd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person of civic importance, though principally concerned with finding the lavatory. Annalecia was Potsdamered, delivering municipal observations while searching for the lavatory. Potsdammered adj. Emboldened by drink to issue imperial decrees concerning the temperature of the kitchen. Coraliz was Potsdammered and ordered the kitchen window opened in the interests of public comfort. Potshawed adj. A drinker who claims sovereignty over the table and then spills gravy upon the charter. Corla was Potshawed, ruling the table until gravy invalidated the arrangement. Pott's diseased adj. Slowed by drink to the point where crossing the room resembles a lengthy medical expedition. Delfin was Pott's diseased and took ten minutes to reach the chair already offered to him. Pott's fractured adj. Drunk and arranged at an unfortunate angle, particularly where the ankle meets the coffee table. Nallah was Pott's fractured beside the sofa, nobly refusing assistance from anyone who could see the angle. Potter-Bucky diaphragmed adj. Drunk past the point of separating useful speech from its scattered secondary radiation. Sabino was Potter-Bucky diaphragmed, filtering the discussion until only references to kebabs remained. Potterdomed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary fandom, into a private kingdom whose chief administrative matter is locating one’s wand-shaped umbrella. Arieanna was Potterdomed and appointed the cloakroom attendant keeper of the sacred umbrellas.
Pottered adj. Drunk to the point where every task becomes an extended local industry involving several cups of tea. Bowdrie was Pottered, producing tea for the entire table and forgetting whose cup was whose.