podexed
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podexed adj. Too drunk to distinguish sitting down from falling backwards. podfadinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to lose each conversation shortly after beginning it. Twylia went podfadinged, with every explanation vanishing before its conclusion.
podficcered adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with recording anything in the intended voice. podficked adj. Having drunk enough to perform someone else's fiction aloud, with the cast reduced to one. podged (/pɒd͡ʒd/) adj. You have drunk enough to occupy a little more chair than originally planned. Janlyn got podged and negotiated with the armchair before sitting down. podgered adj. You are drunk and using whatever is nearest to align yourself with the doorway. podginessed adj. Of a drinker: rounded by the evening, with balance similarly softened at the edges. podheaded adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered attention, coordination and conversation to one small device. Wataru got podheaded and followed his phone into the wrong taxi. podiated adj. Describing a drinker who has become chiefly concerned with the arrangement of feet. podiatried (/pəˈdaɪətɹid/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the feet require a consultation before proceeding. podiatristed (/pəˈdaɪətɹɪstd/) adj. A drinker who diagnoses every stumble as a separate condition of the foot. Charlierae became podiatristed and examined the ankle responsible for missing the step. podicipedided adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding like a grebe: upright briefly, then unexpectedly afloat. podilfened adj. The condition of a drinker who has dilated into every available space and lost the stairs. podinaed adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking mint for a reliable account of the previous evening. podismused adj. Drunk on the strength of a foot spasm, and reconsidering the walk home.
podited adj. Drunk since last orders, and advancing on several legs towards the wrong coat.