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podium positioned adj. Drunk by closing time, and insisting on finishing among the evening's three best performers. Jerryd was podium positioned, claiming bronze for coat retrieval and silver for taxi negotiations. podium sweeped adj. Still drunk, and awarding first, second and third place to the available coats. Christyn went podium sweeped, presenting medals to three people waiting for the cloakroom.
podiumed (/ˈpəʊ.di.əmd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and elevated to address the room from a low table. podleted adj. Too drunk to distinguish a small coat pocket from the door home. podleyed adj. Sufficiently drunk to become the smallest fish in the shoal heading for the station. podmated adj. Having drunk enough to treat whoever shares the taxi as a lifelong companion. podnered adj. The drunkenness of one who appoints the kettle a companion for the rest of the evening. podobranched adj. You have drunk enough to leave the pub on several routes at once. Conaill became podobranched, each foot proposing a different pavement towards home. podobranchiaed adj. You are drunk and clinging to the last available support before the journey home. Kyeem stood podobranchiaed against the cloakroom desk after last orders. podobromhidrosised adj. Of a drinker: whose feet have become the chief argument for taking the bus. podocalyxinned adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a sticky protective coating from spilled rounds and crowded tables. Adalade became podocalyxinned after guarding the final round beside the bar. podocarpaceaned adj. A drinker who has become coniferously upright, evergreen in patience, and unsuitable for driving. podocarped adj. Describing a drinker who stands tall and motionless while the rest arrange the journey home. podocarpiumed adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat has swollen around them and now attracts assistance. podocarpused (/ˌpoʊdəˈkɑɹpəsd/) adj. The state of being drunk and evergreen in one's refusal to accept that the evening has ended.
podocerided adj. The condition of a drinker who scuttles sideways through the cloakroom rather than face the stairs.